JUDGING AMY
(impressive that it got its own
page without me ever seeing an episode *LOL Thanks Laurie!)
"It takes a special brand of hubris to slap a "Go Vegetarian" bumper sticker on an SUV." - Maxine Gray
"I didn't know what kind of coffee you drank, but the guy downstairs
said I'd be safe with a non-fat, decaf latte, otherwise known as "what's
the point?"
- David McLaren
"Cupcakes cause cancer!"
Maxine Gray, after thoroughly charring the cupcakes she was baking
for her grandson's birthday party
"My father always said 'Everything will turn out fine in the end.
If it's not fine, it's not the end' "
- Maxine Gray
Amy:"Say something that will make me feel better."
Maxine:"Swiss boarding school."
Maxine: "You just smear your body with grease and hope your heart doesn't stop."
Amy:"Am I argumentative?"
Maxine: "Yes."
Amy: "How can you say that?....Is that a bad thing?"
Maxine: "I don't know."
Amy: "How can you not know?"
Maxine: "I've learned the value of not knowing."
Receptionist:"You don't have to get hostile."
Maxine Gray:"No, I don't, but it saves so much
time."
Board Member: We're a little concerned that your director is a drug
addict.
Maxine Gray: No, my director is a former drug addict. I myself am a
former high school student, and everyone here used to poop in your pants.
What's your point?
"Denver Colorado is moving closer to San Francisco by an inch every
ten yers. That's how the Rocky MOuntains are formed and thats how
life changes."
-- Maxine Gray
"Holding a baby can cure anything. "
-- Vivian
"I'm standing here with a _mocha latté talking about love.
My sperm count is plummeting."
--Vincent Gray
"Life is an endless series of opportunites to make a fool of yourself."
-- Greta
"Don't you dare put me on hold! I know your extension and I'll speed-dial
the hell out of you!"
-- Maxine Gray