JOHN: When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing
worked.
IAN: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean
breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
IAN: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
ALAN: You married?
IAN: Occasionally
HENRY WU: You are saying that a group of animals,
entirely composed of females, will breed?
IAN: No, I am merely stating that, uh... life
finds a way.
IAN: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
IAN: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
ELLIE: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the
earth...
IAN: The complete lack of humility for nature that's being displayed here is staggering.
IAN: You do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?
IAN: That is one big pile of shit.
ALAN: Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration
I've decided not to endorse your park.