WHITNEY: What kind of buns are there?
BEN: Uh, there's red ones...
"It's an inch away from a trough!"
-THOMAS
"It's like Lawrence Welk came in my living room!"
-MICHELE, on unbreakable bubbles
"I do! I'll take a lei"
-MOM
"They're lemon squares--chances are they're lemony!"
-WHITNEY
MICHELE: Are you fan-challenged?
ANDREA: No! I'm--I'm--
MICHELE: A special fan?
"Look, Sue Thomas, fandancer."
-MICHELE
"'Cos I'm a big fat bold beautiful lady."
-THOMAS
MICHELE: That was quick.
DEEDZ: Speedy Gonorrhea!
"Do we hug?"
-MICHELE
"Okay, who's going to make the Ben blowing jokes
first?"
-THOMAS
"I bet he'd squeak like styrofoam!"
-THOMAS
"I got leid first!"
-JOANNE