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Bear'n'BunnyGras2006
hostedbyBearandBunny
August13,2006
"No problem; I'm totally used to it. She didn't
throw up this year, did she?"
-Howie, victim of Drunken Dialing
"Gras responsibly; have a designated Mardi."--Mick
"Dr Wu's Massage Therapy...on your balls!"--Thane
ANDREA: What this show is missing is a laugh track.
MITCHELL: No, what this show is missing is...
THANE & MICHELE: A script?
MITCHELL: Get out of my head!
"There's something wrong about having to google your fortune cookie."--Thane
"Jason, that's not getting cheescake...CHEESECAKE!"--Whitney
"A little less chatty, a little more cakey!"--Thane
"Cheesecake!"--Toddy
ELAINE: Did you want cheesecake?
TODDY: No, I just wanted to fit in.
"(singing) THANE! I wanna live FORever! I wanna learn how to FLY!"--Thane
"Why isn't this heating up? And why is the pie on fire?"--Mitchell (making jello shooters)
"I couldn't be in special effects. We'd be making a documentary about libraries and I'd be saying '...and in this one, the librarian can make tornados!'"--Mitchell
"I don't know who's doing what, but I'm doing the low part."--Shane
"My leg hairs were tame all night."--Elaine
"Sometimes when you do art, you're pretty."--Elaine (to Mitchell)
"No Muppet Show slash!"--Michele
"You're allergic to Michele!"--Thane (to Monique)
"WonderJim powers, ACTIVATE!"--Jason
"Don't just dress the part--sleep with women!"--Whitney
(on dressing str8)