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Bear'n'BunnyGras2006
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August13,2006
 
 

"No problem; I'm totally used to it. She didn't throw up this year, did she?"
-Howie, victim of Drunken Dialing

"Gras responsibly; have a designated Mardi."--Mick

"Dr Wu's Massage Therapy...on your balls!"--Thane

ANDREA: What this show is missing is a laugh track.
MITCHELL: No, what this show is missing is...
THANE & MICHELE: A script?
MITCHELL: Get out of my head!

"There's something wrong about having to google your fortune cookie."--Thane

"Jason, that's not getting cheescake...CHEESECAKE!"--Whitney

"A little less chatty, a little more cakey!"--Thane

"Cheesecake!"--Toddy

ELAINE: Did you want cheesecake?
TODDY: No, I just wanted to fit in.

"(singing) THANE! I wanna live FORever! I wanna learn how to FLY!"--Thane

"Why isn't this heating up? And why is the pie on fire?"--Mitchell (making jello shooters)

"I couldn't be in special effects. We'd be making a documentary about libraries and I'd be saying '...and in this one, the librarian can make tornados!'"--Mitchell

"I don't know who's doing what, but I'm doing the low part."--Shane

"My leg hairs were tame all night."--Elaine

"Sometimes when you do art, you're pretty."--Elaine (to Mitchell)

"No Muppet Show slash!"--Michele

"You're allergic to Michele!"--Thane (to Monique)

"WonderJim powers, ACTIVATE!"--Jason

"Don't just dress the part--sleep with women!"--Whitney (on dressing str8)
 
 

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