"Fine, go ahead. Tell everyone the fat guy's been hiding ranch dressing — the fat guy likes to eat! Yeah, I'm fat. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. You think I don't know that? At least people like me."
-Hurley

"I've had my share of manly encounters."
Charlie

What if I don't? You going to beat me with your Jesus stick? I find it a little odd that your scripture stick has dried blood on it.
Charlie

Charlie: "Yeah, chase the dog with the skeletal arm into the creepy jungle! be my guest!"

"Did you just kill that bunny?!"
-Sawyer

Bernard, to Eko: "I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick."
Charlie: "I like you just the way you are."

Charlie: "You looking at my bum?"
Ana: "I'm looking at your gun."
Charlie: "what?"

"you even got Locke to take a swing at ya. Hell, that's like getting Ghandi to beat his kids" -Saywer

Sawyer - Oh of course..."I don't need protecting. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock!"
Kate - Shhh.
Sawyer - What, you smell blood on the wind?

Jack - What's a garden without guava!!

Charlie - Dear Diary, still on the bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire.

Charlie - If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby!!
 
 
 

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