Short strokes—not long black man ones, but little Chinese ones
“trying to raise teenagers is like trying to nail
jello to a tree”
keeper of the moody teenager
"The princess and the pot!"
fairy tales
"You've got more colour, now, you don't look so bad...now I think you're just belligerent."
"I don't mind that he nuzzled my boobs."
"He made me dance on a speaker."
"Starts with a V, ends in 'odka'."
"You have to learn to stop leading with your face."
"I love the floppy sword!"
"Don't worry, we're talkin' about ya, not to ya."--Louise