Marty the Zebra: Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea!
Marty the Zebra: The penguins are going, so why
can't I?
Alex the Lion: Because the penguins are psychotic!
Skipper the Penguin: Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
Zoo Animal: Shut up, shut up, shut up! I'm trying
to sleep? Not everyone here is nocturnal, you know!
Marty the Zebra: Hey, I'll knock your turnal
right off, pal!
Gloria the Hippo: Look at you! Aren't you the sweetest thing... aww I just wanna dunk him in my coffee!
Mort the Mouse Lemur: I like them, I like them!
I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met
them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like
them!
Julian: Oh shut up, you're so annoying!
Alex the Lion: Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I can't top that! Can't top it!
Maurice: What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the
Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedajeebies!
Julian: Maurice, you did not raise your hand.
Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does
anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up.
Alex the Lion: They should call it the San Di-lame-o Zoo. First they tell you, "Hey, we got this great open plan, where animals can run wild." Next thing you know, you have flowers in your hair, and everybody's hugging everybody.
Mason the Chimpanzee: If you have any poo, fling it now.
Julian: They're just a bunch of pansies.
Maurice: I don't know. There's still something
about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.
Julian: Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody!
Let's go and meet the pansies!
Julian: Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
Mort the Mouse Lemur: I'm steak! Me me me me me me me me!
Kowalski the Penguin: [the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks!
Julian: After much deep and profound brain things
inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home.
And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
Alex the Lion: No, I couldn't. Really, I can't
take your crown.
Julian: Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown.
It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!
Julian: Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me