TAWANDA!!

Can't wait to spend some time with you, and hear about all your adventures in Manilla-envelope-land.

When will I learn - Alcohol + the internet=stupid!!!!

And that is probably the most quote's page worthy comment you will ever get from me!

Thank god I have beauty to back me up

You know, if Dutchie moves here and eventually becomes Empress, the court may have to give Derek a special recruiter award.  Or maybe an Importer award.

"Things would have to get a lot more exciting in here for me to even call it tedious!"

"More like Dump-Ling"

"I'm one more drink and a missed trip to the gym from *that*"

"So how did the Rat Whisperer work for you?"

"I'm a kind and benevolent dictator!"

SHANE: How many times do I have to perform (talking about Coronation)
NEAL: as many times as they give the organ grinder a quarter.

"Do you know the difference between a stapler and a screwdriver? I don't know either, I've never been stapled."

""If we got rid of ____'s ass, we could fit six more people in here; seven if we threw all of her out."

"Coming back here makes me realize just how feminine I am in drag."

"It truly is that smart-assed, obsessive wisdom you display that makes me love you so!"

"Go tell him the Colonel called and he wants his goatee back!"

"Walter, touch my squeeze box."
 coming over to the dark side

"Mary, you've got spunk--here's a tissue."
 slashing Mary Tyler Moore

"No chickens were harmed in the making of this date."

"Nobody buffets like I buffet, baby!"
 bein' sexy for the Goddess

"I'm blinded by your beauty."
 on what to say when you haven't got anything nice to say

"What's with all the lesbians with that little strip o' fur? Can't they wash their faces after eating?"

"I am the product of my environment"
 on being bitter

THOMAS: You haven't aged a day in fifteen years!
NEAL D.: Fat, honey, it's better than botox--but look who I'm telling!
 

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