Christian Troy: I think I work better on women I've screwed. Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul.
Sean: My god, when was the last time we went to bed and you didn't hate me?
Vanessa: [after looking at Matt's uncircumcised penis] It looks like a shar-pe.
Christian: Are you actually telling me to stick my dick in the crypt keeper to make your mistake go away?
Sean: I've got a son who tried to cut off his penis, a wife who flushed a gerbil. It's like I've moved back into Hell House.
Christian: I laughed, I cried, I came.
Christian: Don’t take this
the wrong way. But you’re a better man than I am.
Liz: Damn straight.
Christian: Get your coat and your bitch on.
Sean: [after punching Christian to the ground] I loved you the most!
Julia: [to Ava] Apparently, you're a bitch in every universe you inhabit.
Sean: Wake up, Christian! Our coddling and laissez-faire attitude led him to getting pissed on by a bunch of transexuals!
Kit: Porn's for fat kids.
Sean: I have an 8:30 lift with
Quentin.
Christian: Make sure you don't
drop the scalpel. Our new partner plays for both teams.
Christian: Is this surgery or open mic night at the lesbian coffee bar?
Christian: Fourteen hours in this place without a cup of coffee even Ghandi would become a narcoleptic.
Christian: Just because I groom, doesn't mean I've gone brokeback.
Victor: I feel sorry for you,
man. Obviously, you’ve never been in love.
Christian: Sure I have. Its
that beautiful moment between meeting the women of your dreams and seeing
her stretchmarks.
"I'm serious,
I felt violated. The last time I felt like this was back in the early 90s
when some girl shoved her finger up my butt with no warning."
-Christian
Troy
Sean McNamara: Ms. Henry, I think you're confusing Dr. Troy's pleasant and very thorough bedside manner with real emotions.
Liz Winters: If it's any consolation to ya, honey, you're not the first girl he's done this to, but at least you got a good set of tits out of it, so heal in more ways than one and just go on with your life.
Gina Russo: My tits are ripe. And this blouse is silk, stains are forever. So, I need you to suck it up.
Dr. Erica Noughton:
Why? Do you have a sub-conscious desire to harm me?
Sean McNamara:
I assure you, any desire I have to harm you is totally conscious.
Christian Troy: Look, Sean, you may be the expert on complex microsurgery, but I'm a goddamn genius when it comes to pussy. If I build it, she will come.
Sean McNamara:
I know your body. I always have. I know where you live and breathe.
Julia McNamara:
Then how come I haven't had an orgasm in two years?
Sean McNamara:
Because I didn't want to work that hard.