"Buried alive. The always emphasize the buried,
they forget the alive."
-Bob Oblong
"Oo, I'm in flavour country!"
-Beth
"Bob Oblong, you ARE sex! I'm gonna go upstairs
and start plugging things in!"
-Pickles
"Well the old woman is white and carrying a bible,
we'd better do as she says."
-Policeman
"I'm too blond to die!"
-Debbie
Well I do have a pen and a prescription pad. And
there is no problem I’m not willing to throw a pill at.
– The Doctor
Helga: Don't shoot or I'll kiss him again!
Milo Oblong: She's not bluffing! She'll do it!
Her lips are like shark skin!
Milo Oblong: What are you doing?
Pickles Oblong: Burying beer. Aw, crud. That
means I drank gopher poison.
Peggy: I can't wait to get back to school and
resume learning!
Helga: I can't wait till you drown in your saliva.
Susie: Drowning is my third favorite way to die.
But, they are all good.
Bob: Son, you know you're forbidden to handle anything sharper than a boiled egg!
Pristine: Pickles, love your hair, where'd you
buy it?
Pickles: Off some whore, I think it was your
mother.
Pristine: Well I'd love to stay and chat, but
I wouldn't want to expose my daughter and her little friends to a drunken
ho bag. Oops! Did I say that out loud?