A QUOTE IN TIME
"(I refer to the) 'year 2000 was my millennium change of life.' (yes there is a story behind the saying, maybe I will tell sometime)
"May's well, can't dance, too fat to fly."
"Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, burned it."
"A little from column (a) and a little from column (b)"
"Like I said..."
"My tailpipe does not need a blow-job so back OFF sucker!"
"If you can read this - THEN you are TOO FUCKIN' close!"
"Are you insinuating that I should tolerate such diabolical insolence from you; you insignificant piece of animosity; sarcasm is not wit but the mere babbling of the diseased mind!"(Gasp-gasp!)
:-P :-P :-P (razzbery)
"...if you can say it all in one breath - most people are stopped in their tracks..."