PHIL!
The brand spankin' new motto: Ain't no drama in my heaven for
two thousand seven.
Phil Thee's latest motto: No drama in the mix for two thousand
six.
Phil Thee's new motto: Let the drama take
a dive in 2005.
Phil Thee's old motto: Kick the drama
out the door in 2004.
Phil Thee's really old motto: No drama
for me in 2003.
"Every time a lesbian gets angry, a fairy loses it's wings."
You have no son here; I'll be your son. (cuddles in) Hey, that's my nipple!
Phil Thee: I had a miscarriage. I'm not
going in to work.
Jiminy: A poop is not a miscarriage.
Phil: It is if you really loved it.
If you're calling to break plans with me, I'll beat you to death with a herring. A Pickled herring. I don't know what will be worse, the beating or the smell.
"That's just because both your names start with
SHHHH!"
(on Sherry and Shane quotes)
Urethra: I want to
know what bottom is in Italian
Phil: A 'wopping'
good time!
Angelo: So we were
in the trailer park...
Phil Thee: Oh my
god, you did it in a trailer park! Does that make you trash?
Angelo Duh! So we
were in the trailer park...
Godiva: Oddly enough,
he's all about whatever makes me happy.
Angelo: Where did
you find a redneck like that?
Phil: Who you calling
a redneck? You're the one who did it in a trailer park!
Phil Thee: Montreal, here I come!
Godiva: Montreal? Why Montreal?
Phil Thee: Because I need to be around
gay French people. They don't speak English. I think that's funny.
I'm a tourist. You should take your clothes off and make me feel at home.
I lit my Hannukah bush on fire and it still won't say a word. I wonder if Moses had this problem.
He makes cracker jack boxes look like candy corn.
"That's completely different. Totally. Utterly.
Seriously. Seriously. Write this down."
being all decisive
"Saskatoon is so nice. Even their hospital is nice. I could die
there."