"Every now and then I have to occupy myself." Robin Williams on being part Welsh.
"It must be hard for the baboon, to have the other monkeys go "What *happened*? Why do you have an airbag for an ass?"
"I have an *honorary* degree from Julliard. Which is kind of like a Nerf vibrator. Nice to look at, but doesn't do a lot for you." - when asked if he had a degree from Julliard
"No one at the MTV awards ever thanks Vishnu"
"I'd like to welcome you to the first openly-gay shul." (With a long hot-pink scarf from an audience member draped arond his neck)
"Making an exact duplicate of a sheep - who could tell the fucking difference in the first place." on cloning
“They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay.
SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go,
girl!”
-Robin Williams
"Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"Is it me or are cats draq queens? I think they are."
"Scottish foreplay, get them against a cliff and they push back against you"
"I have things that piss me off! Fuck you! You
pretentious cocksucker!"