The Name On Everybody's Lips is Gonna Be....
"Mister Trixie SIR!"
"That hair? I wanted to sleep with myself!"
"Who hits one last lonely pin? It's not natural!"
"I need a wand!"
"I have been higher than Jesus! I have sat on god's face!"
"Can you imagine if an ambulance showed up every time I got drunk?"
"Ling Ling! Bead me a dress!"
"Ling Ling beads, Ming Ming sews and Wing Wong makes the martinis!"
"I wish I was drunk!"
"I WANNA SET A COCK ON FIRE!"
"You're skinny; don't complain about your feet."
"I'm done."
"I'm done with it."
"I'm done with the trunk."
"Bloated is the new pink!"
"I'm no good at teasing--I'm too much of a
sure
thing."
-Roxy
"They should have warning signs: Beware of
Dog....and
Skinny Hookers...No Cocaine on Premises to get you through this
moment..."
-Roxy
"I don't remember."
-Roxy (using her official disclaimer)
"Oh, my God, did you poop?"
-Roxy, to Jose
"Do they call Thailand Thailand in Thailand?"
-Roxy, after an import table smashed her in
the teeth
"You're just too scrumptious, you--shitting rainbows on my parade!"
-Roxy
"I love perpetuating the stereotype; gel nails, crank habit--I am so
there."
-Roxy
"My vagina's an outie..."
-Roxy
"And then it's like velcro or something, and
my
nose is very sensitive."
-Roxy, on the all-over shave...
"Do I have a dirty bum?"
-Roxy