SCHMOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
"Don't leave Roxy in charge of the blind woman."
(words to live by)
"I don't convert straight women--they fall out of the trees on me!"
"I'd just like to thank ____, without whom Coronation 2006 A Night at the GLCR would not have been possible."
"I'm really drunk--Anne looked hot!"
"I'm gonna squeeze the sambuca out of him so he can come to Shooter Wars."
"Scooch in, skinny bitch!"
"Lesbians don't tend to stack well."
"Oh baby! Oh baby! ohhhh! oooh!! "SEND""
-cybershmoo
"Give me two of your outfits and I'll have pasties!"
"You get the man-boob of the year award!"
"Everyone be quiet, the blind guy's comin'!"
"Nothing like giving an albino a tanning session."
"I'm down there for five minutes, and I'm wondering if I'm gay at all."
at the Lavender dance
"I am so done with the "cunt-tillion""
same event
"I had a whistle dog the other day, and it was fabulous."
"I turned up his oxygen so he could laugh."
"Let's go do a drive-by Shmooing."
"Let's tag team 'em, hon. When they figure out I'm a woman, or I'm done
with them, you can have them."