SOUTHERN ACCENTS (CRIKEY!)

"If the uterus doesn't uterate, then it's official."
-on the Goddess' gaydar

"Whatever blows your skirt up."

"...fiddling can be a lot of fun, or is that diddling?"

"Is there such a thing as a lapbottom?"

"...and boy, what a fuckin' POKEY!"
-on doing the hokey pokey with a mighty lightsaber

"You think your box is sore *now*?!"
-more hokey pokey talk and the first of two SNF moments for the godDESS

"i may be in denial, but I don't try to make it an art form *L*"

"...clusterfuck of uterus'. Your's is homosexual anyway."

"...yeah, she wasn't right wing, she tore down the fucking wall, and added on!"
-on Dr. Laura

"I called them everything but a white man!"

"I heard if you can't get laid in Regina, you'd be better to just cut it off."

"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man on you..."
- using some Designing Women logic...

"Honey, he could make a wet fart sound sexy."

"When I get that damn page, that's the first quote I want posted. I *FUCKIN* FINALLY got this DAMN PAGE!"

"Desire....what a lovely word."

MICHELE: Can I tell you a shameful secret?
ASUTHERNGENTLEMAN: I thought all your secrets were shameful

"She's so ugly she'd run a dog off'n a meat wagon."

"He's just as happy as if he had good sense."

"... she fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY fuckin' branch on the way down. I made the mistake of telling somebody that I kept expecting to see her scratch her ear with her foot, and well, the rest is history"

"I though you might just like seeing your reflection when they fucked you."
-on the merits of sex with bald guys

"...there is more wrinkled skin down there, than between all the legs of the Marine corp."
-on Ohio

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