"I've decided you need to pay more attention to me; I'm only at eight quotes!"
"Where's brunch again? I know you told me twelve-twenty times, but..."
"Can I feel your tits?"
"I really put the'ass' in class that night."
"Sasha Mae!"
"Look, I have belts."
"Tess has hung up her heels...in her earrings."
BARTENDER: Dave might not be able to get
the video camera
TIM: Guess that means I have to take my
clothes off again.
CURT: I feel like going home and going
back to bed.
TIM: Guess that means I have to take my
clothes off again...
BORIS: (to Ethan)
Was
that your first booty call?
TIM S.: I'm thinking
'no'.
THOMAS: (to Marc)
Look how much weight you've lost, you skinny bitch!
TIM: Yeah, he cut
his hair.