WhitneyPetch
andJasonFedorchuk
October1,
2005
CONGRATULATIONS!
Hey,learntosignal!
-Andrea,behindCurtinthehallway
I'vebeenupandfunctioningforatleasttwominutes...well,theup
part,anyway
-Jocelyn,thenextday
Mmm,that'snotscary,justirritating.
-Andrea
HUP!HO-OOH!
-hownottoenterthechurch
Purple
pen
it!
-Jason,saying
something
about
Jocelyn's
hot
sauce
Ooh,
he
got
the
fruit!
Curt,
wanna
join
our
cabal?
-Jocelyn,
inviting
Curt
to
share
desserts
MICHELE:
This
is
the
last
coke
you'l
ldrink
as
a
single
man....that
was
the
last
meal
you'll
eat
as
asingle
man...
JASON:That
was
the
last
lap
dance
I'll
pay
for
as
asingle
man...
Edited
for
time,content
and
parents.
-Michele,repeating
that
last
conversation
for
Marianne
Double-Double,this
here's
the
Timbit
callin'....
-Jocelyn,
forming
aconvoy
to
Tim
Horton's
Damn
my
eyes
and
my
long
elegant
fingers!
-Andrea,tying
up
the
party
favors
Wow!
Ithought
you
snapped
the
ribbon
and
Iwas
all
'damn
your
long
elegant
fingers
and
curse
your
strong
manly
arms!'
-Jason,
helping
Andrea
JASON:Grandma's
got
spunk.
WHITNEY:Stop
saying
that!
They've
been
coaching
me.There
are
other
names
for
it.
Idon't
have
to
call
them
meat-flaps.
-Curt
going
out
for
peelers
and
beer
Don't
ever
sneak
up
behind
me
and
say
that
again!
-Andrea,
now
aware
Rob
has
ordered
the
Thunder-Humper
Burger
Bottle...sippycup....glass....bottle....
-evolution,
according
to
Andrea
WHITNEY:This
is
why
she's
fat!(talking
about
the
cat)
ANDREA:Shut
up!(weight
issues)
Can
Ihave
my
penis
back?
-Gemma
playing
stagette
games
Aw,
Istill
had
drinks,
and
it
turned
disgusting!
-Jocelyn
and
the
curdled
mudslide
JASON:Ican't
decide
what
to
engrave
on
it
ROB:How
about
IOweYou
ABetter
Ring?
-admiringWhit's
ring
RACHEL:Ican
pee!
MICHELE:It's
amiracle!
(six
bridesmaids,
two
bathrooms)
Where
I'mpointing;
by
the
back
door;
where
I'm
kicking
you
out...
-Whitney
gives
Rachel
directions
to
find
the
tea
Thedias
wants
drinks!
-Andrea
STORECLERK:Wow,you're
alldressed
up.
MICHELE
(in
bridesmaid
dress
on
the
way
to
picture-taking)What
are
you
talking
about?
CUSTOMER:ooh,is
that
patchouli
oil?
MICHELE:Yes
it
is.
CUSTOMER:I'm
just
going
to
stand
here
and
sniff.
(buying
smokes
and
water
in
Guelph)
I'm
not
full,
but
my
dress
is.
-Ainsley
ROB:Asimple
toast
to
the
happy
couple.
MICHELE:Was
that
ahappy
toast
to
the
simple
couple?
ROB:
I'm
Jason's
brother
Rob.
AUNT
DARLENE:I'm
not.
I told
you
Idon't
want
you
to
help
me
pee!
-Andrea,
loudly,
to
Curt