The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword...


Writer’s block? I’ve heard of this. This is when a writer cannot write, yes? Then that person isn’t a writer anymore. I’m sorry, but the job is getting up in the fucking morning and writing for a living. ~Warren Ellis

I learned to produce whether I wanted to or not. It would be easy to say oh, I have writer’s block, oh, I have to wait for my muse. I don’t. Chain that muse to your desk and get the job done. ~Barbara Kingsolver

 All writing is difficult. The most you can hope for is a day when it goes reasonably easily. Plumbers don’t get plumber’s block, and doctors don’t get doctor’s block; why should writers be the only profession that gives a special name to the difficulty of working, and then expects sympathy for it?
 ~Philip Pullman

I’ve often said that there’s no such thing as writer’s block; the problem is idea block. When I find myself frozen–whether I’m working on a brief passage in a novel or brainstorming about an entire book–it’s usually because I’m trying to shoehorn an idea into the passage or story where it has no place.
 ~Jeffery Deaver

You can’t think yourself out of a writing block; you have to write yourself out of a thinking block
. ~John Rogers

 There’s no such thing as writer’s block. That was invented by people in California who couldn’t write
. ~Terry Pratchett

I haven’t had trouble with writer’s block. I think it’s because my process involves writing very badly. My first drafts are filled with lurching, clichéd writing, outright flailing around. Writing that doesn’t have a good voice or any voice. But then there will be good moments. It seems writer’s block is often a dislike of writing badly and waiting for writing better to happen.
 ~Jennifer Egan

Writer’s block doesn’t exist…lack of imagination does
. ~Cyrese Covelli

Writer’s Block is just an excuse by people who don’t write for not writing.
~Giando Sigurani

    10. Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.
~Lili St. Crow

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"If you're a freelance writer and aren't used to being ignored, neglected, and generally given short shrift, you must not have been in the business very long."
-Poppy Z. Brite

"Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
De-accession euphemisms.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague."
-William Safire, "Great Rules of Writing"

"I am a drinker with writing problems."
- Brendan Behan

 "Be careful about reading health books.  You may die of a misprint."
-Mark Twain

 "When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
-Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"For your born writer, nothing is so healing as the realization that he has come upon the right word."
- Catherine Drinker Brown

"One hasn't become a writer until one has distilled writing into a habit, and that habit has been forced into an obsession. Writing has to be an obsession. It has to be something as organic, physiological and psychological as speaking or sleeping or eating."
Niyi Osundare

"Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else."
Gloria Steinem

"The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair."
Mary Heaton Vorse

"Unlike profiling serial killers, writing is a lonely and depressing profession."
-Jose Chung

"The best antidote to writer's block is--to write."
~Henriette Anne Klauser

"It is by sitting down to write every morning that one becomes a writer."
~Gerald Brenan
Millenium
Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.
-Sholem Asch

In relation to a writer, most readers believe in the Double Standard: they may be unfaithful to him as often as they like, but he must never, never be unfaithful to them.
-W. H. Auden

A word is a bud attempting to become a twig. How can one not dream while writing? It is the pen which dreams. The blank page gives the right to dream.A word is a bud attempting to become a twig. How can one not dream while writing? It is the pen which dreams. The blank page gives the right to dream.
-Gaston Bachelard

The pen is mightier than the sword.
-Bulwer-Lytton

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. As to that regular, uninterrupted love of writing...I do not understand it. I feel it as a torture, which I must get rid of, but never as a pleasure. On the contrary, I think composition a great pain.
- Lord Byron

The process of writing has something infinite about it. Even though it is interrupted each night, it is one single notation.
-Elias Canetti

Our admiration of fine writing will always be in proportion to its real difficulty and its apparent ease.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Writers are not just people who sit down and write. They hazard themselves. Every time you compose a book your composition of yourself is at stake.
-E. L. Doctorow

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
-E. L. Doctorow

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
- J. P. Donleavy

The maker of a sentence launches out into the infinite and builds a road into Chaos and old Night, and is followed by those who hear him with something of wild, creative delight.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

An author ought to write for the youth of his own generation, the critics of the next, and the school-masters of ever afterward.
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes.
-André Gide

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
-Samuel Johnson

It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is.
-Jack Lemmon

If you have one strong idea, you can't help repeating it and embroidering it. Sometimes I think that authors should write one novel and then be put in a gas chamber.
* John P. Marquand
 

Writing became such a process of discovery that I couldn't wait to get to work in the morning: I wanted to know what I was going to say.
-Sharon O'Brien

It is necessary to write, if the days are not to slip emptily by. How else, indeed, to clap the net over the butterfly of the moment? for the moment passes, it is forgotten; the mood is gone; life itself is gone. That is where the writer scores over his fellows: he catches the changes of his mind on the hop. Growth is exciting; growth is dynamic and alarming. Growth of the soul, growth of the mind.
-Vita Sackville-West

What I like in a good author isn't what he says, but what he whispers.
- Logan Pearsall Smith

A perfectly healthy sentence, it is true, is extremely rare. For the most part we miss the hue and fragrance of the thought; as if we could be satisfied with the dews of the morning or evening without their colors, or the heavens without their azure.
-Henry David Thoreau

"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though."
-JD Salinger

"If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster."
-Isaac Asimov

"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork."
-Peter De Vries

"Every writer I know has trouble writing."
-Joseph Heller

"I do not like to write - I like to have written."
-Gloria Steinem

"If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad."
-Lord Byron

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
--Groucho Marx

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas

"...the writer is creating a dream into which he or she invites the reader, and ... the dream must be vivid and continuous."
-Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird

 "Times are bad.  Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book."
           -Marcus Tullius Cicero, statesman, orator & writer (106-43 B.C.)

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
- Doug Larson

"I wrote my first novel because I wanted to read it."
Toni Morrison

"A great many people now writing would be better employed keeping rabbits."
           -Edith Sitwell

"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."
- Oscar Wilde

"Writing is easy. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein."
--Red Smith

"A character, to be acceptable as more than a chess piece, has to be ignorant of the future, unsure about the past, and not at all sure of what he's supposed to be doing."
-Anthony Burgess

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead."
-Gene Fowler