YADA
YADA YADA....
"It's de-lightful, it's de-buffet,
it's de-fattening...."
XXX
"She's the half to my hole..."
"It's not the first time I've told him to hold it!"
And that's why the gays can't have nice things!
'its in too far, pull it out a little bit'
- words of advice at a gas station.
"No more playing with my balls!"
(disco balls, that is...)
"You two are in *so* trouble with me!"
(have another cocktail...)
"We can't fuck her from both ends!"
-I have no idea who this is about....
"I said I wouldn't make it to brunch only if I was puking
drunk...and
I'm so far from puking drunk right now....so I'll probably stay in
bed..."
(yadalogic)
"Half the work, twice the number."
-on being Empress 16 after being Empress 8
YADA: I have no
money.
CHAD:What did you
do with it?
YADA:I drank it
all! Have we not met? Hi, I'm Yada.
"Vodka....drink it, it's good for you....vodka....it has vitamins....it's like vitamins in a jug."
YADA: I have to
pee.
(a few minutes later...)
SHANE: I thought
you said you have to pee.
YADA: I do!
ABBIE: (carrying hot glassware from
the dishwasher) Hot like burning! Ow! Ow!
YADA: As opposed to that other hot that
doesn't burn?
LEE: I don't go to your bathrooms--what
else do you want me to do?
YADA: Evaporate.
"Too many thoughts....bottlenecking....none can get out!"
JIM: You know you want it (talking
about
his body)
YADA: Yeah I want it....out of the bar!
"I smell like a Pina Colada tonight; wanna lick my coconuts?"
"You're outweighed and outnumbered!"
"Don'tcha be touchin' my maribou."
"A nub in the bun is worth two in the bush..."
"Mary, Mary, quite so fairy..."
"A day without a shooter just doesn't feel right!"
"You're so smart-S-M-R-T!"
"Is that all? I was expecting the whole bottle to disappear."
"I thought you were tired-go home. No, I mean I thought you were tired-GO HOME!"
"They had a budget of 1.00...and came in under
budget!"
on some new video
AVAUGHNA: I fell off the bed three
times
(on
being drunk)
YADA: She
was in the living room.
WENDA: Oh,
you found the blade for your fan?
YADA: Yeah, it was in my bra.
(you really had to be there!)