MeowMix982 (10:14:33 PM): you do realize that dad is having a midlife crisis, right?
SiriusBomb (10:14:40 PM): huh?
MeowMix982 (10:14:51 PM): new car, new cell phone, new job
SiriusBomb (10:14:58 PM): lol
MeowMix982 (10:14:59 PM): that is prime midlife crisis material
SiriusBomb (10:14:59 PM): no
MeowMix982 (10:15:04 PM): and it's right around that time, too
SiriusBomb (10:15:07 PM): he needed a new car
MeowMix982 (10:15:15 PM): well that's true
MeowMix982 (10:15:19 PM): and he needed a new job too
SiriusBomb (10:15:19 PM): and the cell phone was a gift
MeowMix982 (10:15:31 PM): but still man, you should make fun of his midlife crisis
MeowMix982 (10:15:41 PM): just watch out if he starts dying the gray out of his hair
SiriusBomb (10:15:45 PM): lol
MeowMix982 (6:18:14 PM): brizzle dawg!
SiriusBomb (6:18:56 PM): sup kizzle sizzle
SiriusBomb (6:19:10 PM): you coming hizzle this wizzle?
MeowMix982 (6:19:10 PM): ha
MeowMix982 (6:19:13 PM): doubt it
MeowMix982 (6:19:18 PM): i could tomorrow, maybe
SiriusBomb (6:19:21 PM): okizzle
MeowMix982 (6:19:21 PM): but i wasn't planning
SiriusBomb (6:19:30 PM): it's fizzle either way
MeowMix982 (6:19:40 PM): when are you coming down hizzle?
SiriusBomb (6:19:48 PM): sometime sizzle
MeowMix982 (6:20:39 PM): tomorrow dizzle?
MeowMix982 (6:20:42 PM): or next wizzle?
SiriusBomb (6:20:51 PM): next wizzle fo shizzle dizzle
MeowMix982 (9:42:25 PM): so you had algebra last year, right?
SiriusBomb (9:42:34 PM): yeah
MeowMix982 (9:42:52 PM): good
MeowMix982 (9:42:58 PM): then you will understand this:
SiriusBomb (9:43:07 PM): uh ok
MeowMix982 (9:43:37 PM): based on my college history, i have determined my gpa to follow the curve y = 4 - x2
SiriusBomb (9:43:57 PM): what's y and x?
MeowMix982 (9:44:00 PM): each quarter is an x of .2
MeowMix982 (9:44:10 PM): starting with freshmen year fall quarter as x=0
SiriusBomb (9:44:20 PM): I'm gonna graph it up
SiriusBomb (9:44:23 PM): fo shizzle
MeowMix982 (9:44:41 PM): so my predicted gpa after this quarter is 3.36
MeowMix982 (9:45:33 PM): i predict i will lose my scholarship after spring quarter
MeowMix982 (9:45:40 PM): and i will graduate with a -.84!
SiriusBomb (9:45:45 PM): lol
SiriusBomb (9:46:19 PM): so 3.96
SiriusBomb (9:46:48 PM): 3.84
SiriusBomb (9:47:20 PM): 3.66
SiriusBomb (9:47:27 PM): is that right?
MeowMix982 (9:47:36 PM): well... starts with 4.0
MeowMix982 (9:47:39 PM): starts with x=zero
SiriusBomb (9:47:49 PM): oh
MeowMix982 (9:47:49 PM): 3.66 after last quarter is close
SiriusBomb (9:47:54 PM): are those really your 1st 4?
MeowMix982 (9:48:02 PM): close enough
SiriusBomb (9:48:13 PM): nice
SiriusBomb (9:48:15 PM): so wait
SiriusBomb (9:48:38 PM): lol you're gonna graduate with a negative GPA
MeowMix982 (9:48:42 PM): yeah
SiriusBomb (9:48:46 PM): even I'm not that bad
MeowMix982 (9:48:46 PM): .84 below!
SiriusBomb (9:48:48 PM): you just suck
MeowMix982 (9:48:59 PM): well this is all mathematical hypothesis
MeowMix982 (9:49:09 PM): and i obviously won't graduate with a negative gpa
MeowMix982 (9:49:13 PM): i will obviously fail out before then!
SiriusBomb (9:49:14 PM): lol
MeowMix982 (9:49:21 PM): so let that remind you just how limited algebra is
SiriusBomb (9:49:23 PM): if you sleep with the right people you can
SiriusBomb (9:49:27 PM): trust me, I know
MeowMix982 (9:49:31 PM): haha well that is another variable
SiriusBomb (9:49:40 PM): yeah
SiriusBomb (9:49:46 PM): add +z to that equation
MeowMix982 (9:49:56 PM): we're not getting into multivariable stuff - that's way too complicated for someone who's going to fail out!
SiriusBomb (9:49:59 PM): where z is the number of professors you sleep with
MeowMix982 (9:53:14 PM): my ME professor is kind of cute... in an old asian guy way
SiriusBomb (9:53:49 PM): sick
MeowMix982 (9:57:35 PM): i wasn't cool in middle school like you are
SiriusBomb (9:57:42 PM): hrr
SiriusBomb (9:57:44 PM): true dat
SiriusBomb (9:57:47 PM): you still aren't!
MeowMix982 (9:57:50 PM): hell yeah i am!
MeowMix982 (9:57:54 PM): you're like 10 points ahead of me on the coolness scale, where i was in middle school
MeowMix982 (9:57:55 PM): i'd say we're even now
MeowMix982 (9:58:03 PM): but when you're 20?
SiriusBomb (9:58:08 PM): lol
MeowMix982 (9:58:09 PM): you'll be amazingly cool!
MeowMix982 (9:58:23 PM): people will say, "look at that cool guy! he's SO ahead of his time in coolness!"
MeowMix982 (9:58:27 PM): wait, they already say that
SiriusBomb (9:58:33 PM): no they don't
SiriusBomb (9:58:35 PM): :-(
SiriusBomb (9:58:55 PM): I'm so NOT popular
MeowMix982 (9:59:45 PM): people can't realize it
MeowMix982 (9:59:47 PM): like Jesus
SiriusBomb (10:00:00 PM): lol great, now you're comparing me to jesus
MeowMix982 (10:00:00 PM): Jesus was the son of God, and people didn't realize it, so they KILLED him
MeowMix982 (10:00:09 PM): see, people just don't realize how great you are
MeowMix982 (10:00:33 PM): but if you can evade execution, someday people will realize and worship you, much like they worship Jesus
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