You know those promos that the WWF runs, where the wrestlers are there in the
abandoned warehouse, and begin describing how wrestling is "real", because
they have individually had athletic accomplishments outside of wrestling, and
have been injured in the ring? If so, you've probably seen the various other
spoofs about it on the Net, including WCW Attitude, nWo Attitude, and our
favourite, Jobber Attitude. Well, we've joined the world of Attitude spoofs
and we present to you, our world-premiere version of... South Park Attitude.
South Park Attitude #1
Stan: I know what you're thinking...
Barbrady: I'm not a REAL cop...
Kyle: I'm just a cartoon character
Cartman: I'm 3 feet tall, 98 pounds;
Big Gay Al: I've converted over 45 family pets to homosexuality;
Chef: I've seduced every woman in South Park twice;
Ms. Cartman: I'm the first recognized cartoon hermaphrodite;
Mrs. Brovslofski: I've managed to piss off every kid in town;
Jimbo: Put over thirteen species on the endangered list
Garrison: When you're put on that page, bad things do happen...
Kenny: Mmph ddiph hph mmi mmsd fknh tgph (I get killed all the f'n time!)
Ike: I've been kicked farther than most footballs;
Mr. Hat: That fruity guy had his hand up my butt every day;
Ned: Just listen to me, dammit!
Scuzzlebutt: I saved the day and got shot in the head;
Kenny: Bph ine snph hpht mp (But I still got up!)
Terrance: This is who I am
Phillip: This is what I do *frrrt!*
Terrance: Ah ha ha! You farted!
Jesus: I'm not REALLY the Son of God?
Wendy: This isn't real??
Stan: Try smelling my vomit...
Cartman Clan Attitude
SC: I know what you're thinking...
Jazz: I'm not a real Brit...
SoUtHpArK``: I'm just a South Park Fan
SC: I'm 5'10", 175 pounds...
budYzer: I drank over twenty-five beers in one sitting
ChristmasPoo: Jumped out of a plane for no good reason
Jazz: Stayed awake for 76 hours straight
Vulturus: Ignored my parents for hours and hours on end
SC: When you join that Clan, bad things do happen...
SoUtHpArK``: I stumbled around stoned for a week
ChristmasPoo: I almost forgot my parachute!
budYzer: Lapsed into an intoxicated coma
Vulturus: Endured an entire year of Korean Food Poetry class
ChristmasPoo: The parachute had a hole in it!!
Jazz: But I still got up! Eventually...
SoUtHpArK``: This is who I am
Vulturus: This is what I do
ChristmasPoo: I'm not a real South Park fan?
budYzer: The Clan isn't real?
SC: Try putting up with these people....
Cartman Attitude
Cartman: Ah know what you're thinking...
Ah'm not a real fatass...
Ah'm just big-boned...
Ah'm 3 feet tall, 98 pounds...
Ah warned mah friends about Scuzzlebutt...
Ah won the war in 'Nam...
Ah won the essay contest at school...
Ah was on television!!...
Ah ate twenty-three packs of Cheesy Poofs in a minute...
When you're a cop on the beat, bad things do happen...
Ah got a itchy case of the chicken pox...
Ah got send to friggin' Ethiopia!...
Mah pig Fluffy was violated!...
Ah almost had to read a whole book! Reading sucks ass!...
Ah have to put up with stupid Jew hippies every day...
Kyle: Shut up, fatass!
Cartman: Ay!!
Now, where was ah...
Oh yeah! This is who ah am...
This is what ah do... [eats a Snacky Cake]...
Ah'm not a real Beefcake?...
This isn't real?
AH'LL KICK YOU SQUA IN THE NOOTS!!
South Park Fan Attitude 
Larry: I know what you're thinking...
Buck: I'm not a REAL psychopath...
Sally: I'm just a South Park fan...
Phil, the midget: I'm 4'2, 95 pounds...
Little Joey: I've watched cartoons all my life...
Andrea: I sound just like Ms. Cartman...
Willie: I stole three TV's just to watch the show...
Betty: It helped me grow as a mother, and a care-giver *sniff*...
Harold: It makes me think I'm a real good cartoonist after all...
Larry: But when you watch that show, bad things do happen...
Fred Jr.: I got expelled from school for quoting the show...
Fred Sr.: I lost my job as a babysitter for quoting the show...
Melissa: I spent over $300 on South Park merchandise...
Willie: I got put in jail...
Edward: They closed down my website, southparkporno.com...
Larry: This is who I am...
John: This is what I watch... ooh, it's on now...
Gwen: This isn't a REAL show?
Vickie: This isn't real?
Willie: Try living my miserable life...
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