THE CARTMAN CLAN IS NOT CURRENTLY ACCEPTING NEW APPLICANTS. YOU COULD TRY AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME, BUT NOT NOW.
Anyway, if you were going to send us an application, which you're NOT, you'd send us this stuff:
Your Real First Name
i.e. Joe
What You Want Your Cartman Clan Nickname To Be
i.e. SuperCartman
Your Current Acrophobia Name
i.e. DumbAss316
Your E-Mail Address
i.e. somebody@something.com
If You Have ICQ, Your ICQ Number
i.e. 11111111
Your Age
i.e. 16
Your City of Residence
i.e. New York
An Explanation Of Why You Want To Join The Clan
i.e. "I want to join the Cartman Clan because I've been reading you website for a long time and the Cartman Clan seems like a great group of people to be associated with.", NOT "becuse southpark is cool"
Why We Should Let You In
i.e. "I would make a good addition to the Cartman Clan because I'm a big fan of South Park and can provide any detailed information you need about the show."
The Answer To This Easy Question: What Is Cartman's First Name?
i.e. "Cartman's first name is (answer)"
A Humorous Personal Quote Of Yours
i.e. "Wow! I can't even tell it's tap water!"
That's the stuff you need. But, as the big ol' yellow text up there says, new applicants are not currently being accepted, so if you send in an application, it's going to be ignored. Nothing personal.
[PLEASE DON'T click here to send in an application]
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