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STAN MARSH'S NO-PUKERS
It's a busy world out there. And though few will admit it, we all suffer from projectile vomiting at one point or another. Gone untreated, it will affect you or someone you care about very soon. Prevent that, with Stan Marsh's No-Pukers, a specially formulated pill filled with specially formulated.. uh.. stuff. Now, you may be wondering how these little miracles can work. Well, Stan Marsh's No-Pukers seal off your esophagus tightly and irreversibly, to assure that no vomit ever rockets its way out of your mouth. We think your family will have a much easier time dealing with finding a good funeral home than they would have had trying to deal with being puked upon. So make the move now, before it's too late!
Side Effects: Shortness of breath, inability to intake food, death
Sold in packs of 4-6. Hey, 1 is all you need!
Price: The ultimate one |