| South Park Character |
Their Favorite Wrestler |
Explanation just for you: |
| Cartman | Golga | Golga wears Cartman shirts and brings a Cartman doll to the ring. Isn't that enough? |
| Stan | Darren Drozdov | Well... Droz's nickname is "Puke", and for a good reason. |
| Kyle | Goldberg | His name is Goldberg. What religion might he be? Hmm... let's think... |
| Kenny | Cactus Jack | Cactus Jack has made his career on being cut, blown up, and basically injured. He ALMOST died. |
| Mr. Garrison | Pat Patterson | One time, Patterson missed a wrestling show because his boyfriend died. Nuff said. |
| Wendy | Sable | Sable is one tough babe who doesn't take sh-t from any guys. |
| Chef | Val Venis | Venis is supposed to be a porn star, and he's often show sleeping with lotsa women. Okay... |
| Ned | Kane | Kane "needs" the same kind of speech device as Ned. |
| Mr. Hankey | Tiger Ali Singh | Mr. Hankey is poo. Poo is disgusting. Singh makes people do disgusting things for money. Hey, it's SOMETHING! |
| Pip | British Bulldog | You're a smart person; you get this one, right? |
| Starvin' Marvin | Juventud Guerrera | Juvi probably weighs 105 soaking wet with a brick in his pocket. |
| Mr. McCormick | Scott Hall | Mr. McCormick - Kenny's dad - is always full of alcohol. Scott Hall, unfortunately, also is. |
| Grandpa Marsh | Hollywood Hulk Hogan | Well, as you can tell Hogan is a little, um, OLD, now isn't he? |
| Ike | Head | Head's not a wrestler. Head's a styrofoam head. Head gets tossed around sometimes, too. |
| Miss Ellen | Chyna | Though she is straight, Chyna is muscular, has a deep voice, and wears dog chains and such, leading us to believe she's a... yeah, you get it now... |
| Terrance & Phillip | The Bushwhackers | T & P are dirty bastards. The Bushwhackers are just dirty. |
| Mayor | Eric Bischoff | Bischoff runs the WCW, however he has no idea how to operate his position of authority, just like the mayor of SP. |
| Kitty | Ernest Miller | Karate Champ Miller's nickname is "The Cat" |
| Mrs. Brofslovski | Vince McMahon | McMahon, the WWF owner, thinks he can control what others do, and pisses everyone off. |
| Ugly Bob | Any Mexican wrestler | Mexicans all wear masks when they wrestle. It COULD be because they're ugly...? |
| Rhinoplasty Tom | Triple H | Well, HHH has been the target of many a nose joke in his time. |
| Fluffy | Yokozuna | Yoko, at one time, weighed near 800 pounds. He musta eaten like a PIG! |
| Officer Barbrady | Big Boss Man | C'mon, you should know that the Big Boss Man is supposed to be a cop! Or a riot squad officer. Or SOMETHING like that. |
| Mr. Hat | Mr. Socko | Mr. Socko, much like Mr. Hat, is a hand puppet. Actually, he's a sock. But wrestler Mankind uses him as a puppet. And a weapon. Don't ask. |
