Sephiroth's Fan Fiction
The whole quartet of adventurers were walking towards Deep Deep Darkness, when Jeff screamed out, "You want me to walk through that! I just got my pants ironed!"
Ness put his hand on his hip, "Will you please do something for once, without
complaining about it?"
Jeff just stared back, "But... I don't wanna go through that! There might be
something there!"
Paula sighed, "No, really? There has been swarms of monsters everywhere else we
have gone, even cities! But noooo! There wouldn't even be a fly in a dark, deep,
stinky swamp. Why would there?"
"But but..."
"Jeff! Shut up and come on!!", Poo yelled.
They all started walking in, while Jeff moaned and groaned the whole time. When
they got near Barf, Jeff started complaining, "Man, why do we have to fight
again? I'm tired, my hair is dirty, I'm insulted all the time because I'm smart,
and know we have to fight a pile of puke!"
"Yeah, so?", Barf said.
Barf charged at them.
Ness just stood there intil he got a hair away from his face.
"PSI Special!", he screamed.
"Ewwwww!!!! He melted!! Grosss!!! Sick!!! Nasty!!!", Jeff moaned.
Paula advanced toward him. "If you don't zip your genius mouth, I will
permently freeze it shut!!"
Jeff pulled out a multi-bottle rocket. "Yeah? What are you going to do now?"
Jeff pulled the string to shoot it. Confetti sprayed everywhere, and nothing
else.
"What?!" Jeff screamed, "I payed all that money for a party thing?!"
Poo snickered, "Heh, that is what you get."
Jeff charged at Poo, "AIIIIIEEEEEE!!!"
Poo put out his hand as soon as the charging maniac got close enough. Jeff
slammed into it, knocking himself out cold.
"Thank you." Ness said, trudging on.
(To be continued)
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