It's really late at night, and basically, I'd like to thank everyone who has ever done anything that has made me smile, laugh, or mess myself. Well... yeah, I suppose that's an accurate statement. Personally, I would like to give huge amounts of hugs and kisses and other things to Aaron Barrett, Scott Klopfenstein, Dan Regan, Tavis Werts, Matt Wong, (Andrew Gonzales, Grant Barry) and Carlos De La Garza for sharing such beautiful music with me and for being such interesting characters. After all, their personalities are what truly inspired the depth of the Official Balls Squad stories. For the most part, the Boys (I have been told) would react similarly to the way that they do (in the stories) if they were in that specific situation (I'm sure they wouldn't be in that situation, but still, that's pretty cool). When it comes to friends and family, I'd like to thank Vig for hooking me (Ha! That's punny!), Sideburns Guy for being the closest thing to Dan Regan when it comes to facial hair that I'll probably ever see; for any and all website/online help... whether it was HTML related or just me going through a crisis: Brandon Fraka, Tara Cavanagh, Patty Kent, Ryan Harris, Meghan Morris, Meghan McCaskill, Laura Megivern, Megyn Cawley, Chris Unwin, John Thrasher and Little Vig; the Band Bitches, the School Bitches, all of my friends that are cock blocks, Mystery Man- the cute Cure guy that works at Borders, and the members of the Hippos for nose bumpege and leg humpege and kissege. Verra noice.

Again, on a personal note, I would like to thank New Kids on the Block, because I honestly believe that they were my first obsession and started it all. I learned at a very young age that I could have strong emotions for people I didn't even know. And I'm being serious. I had a Barbie doll of Jordan McKnight and I got pissed off at him because he cheated on Barbie, so I cut off his rattail and stuck him in a candle flame. I'm sort of kicking myself in the ass for doing that, because that doll might be worth something.

When it comes to actual websites!, I'd like to that the people who run/ran the Pinkyfinger Page, the Tavis Page and the Reel Big Fish Eat Balls page, who were the sole inspiration of there being an actual site. Someone, somewhere, actually has to care about this shit, and they made that obvious to me.

I'm really tired and I feel like gouging my eyes out. With such "suicidal" tendencies, I have realized that there are a few dozen things that I must do before I die. The most important is to rub one of Dan Regan's sideburns and salivate while doing so. The second is to capture a cute boyfriend who likes ska and wears skinny ties and sunglasses. Thirdly, I would like to be in a ska band and get all the men, being the girl in the group who rocks the casbah harder than the GUYS. I also would really like to make Vegas spend the day with me. But I don't see that working until one of us gets a car. And, lastly, I want to market an all-marshmallow cereal. Think of it! Lucky charms with no actual cereal! Mmm.

Oh yeah! I'd also like to thank all of the movies that we have ripped off at this site! The most popular quotes have been stolen from South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, BASEketball, Happy Gilmore, and Billy Madison. Notice a theme?...

Well, I suppose that's about it. If you want an actual BIO of me... check the webmasters page which will take you to profiles. And finally, I'd like to thank all of you- the 28 people on the OBS list- and the 2111 people that have visited the site.

Over and out,

~Kari