May the Horse be With You



Bored in the stable with nothing to do.
We make a game out of throwing our shoes.
Lead me to water, but not to the track
Show me a saddle and I'll say "Hey, get off my back."

All in favor (all in favor) say "Nay!"
We like the flavor (we like the flavor) of hay.

We're gonna graze all of our days.
Until they take us away and turn us into glue.
Like Mr. Ed always said...

May the horse be with you.
May the horse be with you.
May the horse be with you everyday.

I trot by the fillies (they like me of course).
They all dig my band (yeah I'm a rocking horse).
You gotta take off you spurs to ride me, you know.
If you want me to stop just yell out a "Whoa".

All in favor (all in favor) say "Nay!"
We like the flavor (we like the flavor) of hay.


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