What Have You Been Doing Lately?

When I saw Justin
He said he was just in
Visiting on spring break.
I said "What a surprise.
You're one of those guys
I haven't seen since 1998.
We talked for a while,
And I tried to smile
As he told me about his college life.
He parties Fridays through Thursday
(But not for birthdays).
He's aquired a taste for the Miller Life.

Pardon me while I throw up.
I guess some people never grow up.
What happened to the salvation you claimed?
It breaks my heart to see how much you've changed.

And then there's Vanessa.
Her life got so messed up.
She just can't get along.
Her emotions they can't cope,
'Cause she's lost all hope.
She can't see right from wrong.
Rationality left her
(or shrunk with her sweater).
She's over the edge.
She needs Lemon Pledge to
Clear the cobwebs from her attic.

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