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Ritz | |
Ritz the robot was [HoF]'s first OFFICIAL Character. He made his first apperance in the strip "The Best Comic Strip Ever" as the hand drawn robot that can dance. His first computer drawn appearance was "But...". He was later downsized in his next strip "Origin of a New Breed", and the words on his chest became illedgeble, but they sport the trendy quote "Fuck You". Ritz recieved his name on Friday August 15th. Ritz is the creation of the artist Skurk. | |
Strings | |
Strings is the product of Ritz. He was brought to life by a lens flare, er fairy, in a classic pinnocio tale. However he turned down the opportunity to become a real boy and promptly smashed his conscious. Thus Strings became the Evil Puppet. Strings can be seen drinking his alchohal, Dos Equis, a mexican beer sold in stores and once joked about on Married With Children. Strings made its first appearance in "Origina of a New Breed" when it was declared an official character. Strings is based off pinnocio and the mime from Yu-Gi-Oh, and inspired by Kikaider. Strings is a product of the l33t m4554 Drowning. | |
Copie | |
Copie is not a product of Strings, but a copy of an alternate costume for Strings. In the strip "Freench" Strings was wandering the city, drunk, when he stumbled upon "makeover" store for drunks. It turned out to be a place for the french to turn people into mimes, or something. The idea was to ditch Strings's pinnocio look and go with something cooler, however the idea was a dumb one. In the sequal to Copy and Paste, Copy and Paste II (appropriatly) the concept character was mocked, and Strings "copied and pasted" his old self and created the alta vista french speaking mime known as Copie (Copy in alta vista french). He is declared an official character upon the creation of Copy and Paste II. Copie is the result of Drowning's genius. | |
The Manipulat0r | |
The Manipulat0r is Strings angry alternate personality. His fingers have turned into spikes and there are blades sticking out of his arms, he dawns a redish makeup to simulate anger and maybe blood. His eyes are red with anger, and his eyebrows are obscenely huge, his beenie is on fire with rage, and his blood soaked over-alls dawn the word "kill" in a mirror image, because killing is bad. Strings becomes The Manipulat0r for the first time in "Grr". The Manipulat0r is another puppet done by the Drowning. | |
Chomper | |
Ahhh Evil Pop Tart! Chomper is the FIRST character to appear in a [HoF] strip, and is part of the first "Strip". "Evil Pop Tart" is this lightly sprinkled angry flavoured pop tart, however it was not declared "official" until his second debute, "Chomper Returns". Chomper was cooked up by Skurk. | |
Manager Scribbles | |
Out of all honostly we needed a character that seriously sucked ass, and Manager Scribbles is it. It took maybe a minute to make Mng. Scribbles. His first apperance is in "The Manager". He was declared official merely as a sick joke that could bring about our ultimate downfall. | |
[HoF]'s third staff member. Akira provides delicious Flash animations for [HoF] and is the backup webmaster in the event the \/\/3|3 (\/)4554 Drowning is incapable of web massa-ing. | |
The second staff member of [HoF]. The Skurk is the only person with a good enough hand to draw anything that is worthy of considering artwork. Baffled by the operations of HTML and Flash, The Skurk's primary business takes place behind the scenes making up the occasional strip. | |
Personally I shouldn't be writing a Bio on myself, it then becomes an Auto-Bio, but whatever. I R Teh l33t m4554 0wz0r of Project House on Fire, I am the first, and the most crucial part of the Project. Its my duty to provide you updates, in terms of HTML, in which I am self educated and profficient in, Strips, I think the Copy and Paste strips describe how I do the process very nicely, and of course the almighty king of computer media, Flash Animations. |