Once upon a time in land very, very far away but not unlike this land.... there lived a beautiful leggy supermodel who was unhappy about the size of her breasts. So, one day she went to her wicked step-mother and ask her to recommend her a plastic surgeon but the wicked step-mother, being wicked and such, refused which made the leggy supermodel very unhappy.

So, the leggy supermodel went to the lake to cry her sorrows away.... When her fairy god thingie rose from the water and asked why she was unhappy, Leggy said,"O fairy god thingie, I have only one breast and the other is far to small to impress the folks at Vogue. What am I to do?" So the fairy god thingie reached into its bag of magic gizzmoes and pulled out an Acme Home Breast Enlargement and Replacement Kit. In the instruction Leggy read that she must find a man with balls of different sizes and sacrifice him before her breast would be of desired size.

Leggy went to wicked step-mother's condo and spent most of the afternoon crying when there was a knock upon the door... It was the Amway man, a tall handsome princely fellow with a noticeable bulge to one side of his pants... Leggy was in love with the handsome salesman with the lopsided bulge.... Being in love, Leggy took the handsome salesman up to her bedroom and proceed to strip him bare-assed naked... When she finished stripping him down, she gave him a standing ovation for the lopsided bulge turned out to be one blue ribbon winning ball and another was so small it wasn't a ball at all. Leggy enjoyed staring at the large blue ribbon ball which made the handsome salesman bulge with delite. He said to Leggy in a voice like Elvis's, "Ya know baby, if you could tie me up and flog me with spinach my life would be complete." Leggy said,"You know this is only our first date, OK!" Leggy proceeded to make the handsome salesman's bulge do things that it has never done before and he was pleased and so was Leggy...

When the fun time was over with, Leggy remembered the instructions included with her Acme Home Breast Enlargement and Replacement Kit... She must sacrifice him... Leggy pulled a long dagger out of her garter and proceeded to stab the handsome salesman who was still tied up, over and over again... "At last I will have the breasts I have always wanted but not anywhere bulgey!" Leggy shouted with gleeeeeee... She looked down at her breasts and noticed that they were growing (one more than other to compensate for size difference) and they grew and grew but never got bulgey, they just grew... Of course Leggy didn't take into account that the lopsided bulgey handsome saleman was blue ribbon winning and her breasts never stopped growing until the very instant that they exploded, ripping her supermodel body into a billion-gazillion little bite sized morsels and the morsels lived happily ever after...