Once upon a time there lived a big fluffy white pussycat who name was Ferryador. And one day Ferryador was eating his Cat Chow when there came a knock at his door not just any old knock but a firm rap upon the door and behind this rap was the old crone of Claridge, Grettie. Grettie had come to see what Ferryador was up to and since Ferryador was only eating his Cat Chow, she didn't see much. Noting the lack of activity at Ferryador's abode, Grettie cast a wick, nasty, evil spell upon him and turned poor Ferryador into a handsome prince. Being turned and such, Ferryador had no other alternative but to go out into the world and find himself a beautiful princess.
Whilst "grooming" himself (orally that is), a beautiful princess happened along and seeing his flexibility and the fact that his tongue reached areas where the human tongue shouldn't venture, she fell madly and passionately in love with him and took him back to meet her father. Her father, the King was most impressed by the handsome, princely Ferryador and offered his daughter's hand in marriage along with a sizable chunk of real-estate. Upon hearing this, Ferryador lost all self-control and began purring. The King thought it a bit odd, but Ferryador was from a land far away and the customs may be different there. The beautiful princess began to scratch Ferryador behind his ear which made his leg bounce up and down uncontrollably and thus they retired to the bedroom. In the beautiful princess's bedroom there was a large ball of yarn for she had been knitting her wedding dress in hopes of one day landing herself a handsome prince. Upon spying the large ball of yarn, Ferryador began to stalk it. He knew he had to pounce upon it. And so he did. He began to roll all over it swatting it with his hands and feet. This made the beautiful princess more than somewhat aroused and she began to stalk Ferryador pouncing on him when he least expected it. She gently gripped his neck between her teeth...
Just then the bedroom door swung upon, it was her father. The beautiful princess was so startled by the fact that her father had discovered them, she bit deeply in to Ferryador's neck severing many major veins and arteries and blood flowed from Ferrydor's body like the mighty Mississippi covering the beautiful princess in its crimson glory, turning the beautiful princess into a large furry white cat which pissed the King off for he was allergic to cat fur, so he banished her from his kingdom forever.
