Once upon a time in a land that was much like this land yet quite different in some respects since it wasn't this land but another land though the two lands had similarities such as both were lands in which folks lived and breathed and flourished much as folks do. Into this land, not the other similar land was born unto her parents, the girl-child Felicity. Felicity had a rather dull first few years of life in this land and her first few years would've been considered dull even in the other similar land. Upon reaching the fifth year of life, the dull status of her life changed and became what most would consider exciting in this or that land for upon reaching the fifth year of life, Felicity realized that she had the ability to transform herself into a ladybug though her mass never changed during the transformation.
So day after day, Felicity would transform herself into the smallish flying creature and buzz about the house, breaking the occasional lamp or flying through a screen. And merrily she flew about the house with the occasional venture into the great outdoors if she happened through a screen. And this brought great joy to Felicity since she liked insects and liked being one even more.
One day as Felicity was buzzing merrily about the house, a bad man came unto the house. Being bad in this land or even in the other land, the bad man wanted to do bad things like taking children's toys. The bad man reached through the place in the front door where a screen had been until recently and unlocked the front door. Into the house which was not his and where he had not been invited, the bad man began looking for toys that he could take home with him. Felicity, who was still in an insect state, watched the bad man as he began place her brother's and sister's toys in a large sack much like a reverse Santa Claus until he spied a Hello Kitty doll that he knew that he just had to have. The bad man reached for the doll, he grasped it in his hand, and began moving it toward the large sack. Felicity became somewhat upset at this since it was her Hello Kitty doll and it was her favorite toy of all the toys that she had.
Felicity began buzzing around the head of the bad man and the bad man began trying to shew the cute little insect away. Swatting about the air, the bad man had quite a surprise when he accidentally hit the cute little insect. The ladybug didn't budge and his hand felt as if it had hit a brick wall for a ladybug that weighed 50 pounds wasn't an everyday occurrence. Felicity ladybug became even more upset and flew head long at his head at her maximum velocity, hitting him squarely between the eyes, and knocking him out colder than Popsicle at the South Pole.
Felicity returned to her human form and called the police who came within minutes since Felicity's parents had the wisdom to purchase a home within walking distance of a doughnut shop. The police took the bad man and tossed his sorry butt in jail for a very long time. And Felicity whether in human form or insect form and Hello Kitty lived happily ever after.
