In a time that was much like this time and yet far removed in regards to the time and space continuum, there live three wee li'l folk and these three wee li'l folk decided that they would be better off living an aquatic life far removed from the everyday choirs which their parents inflicted upon them. So one wee li'l folk became a seal and one wee li'l folk became a killer whale and one wee li'l folk became a dolphin. And into the sea they ventured.
Day after day, they swam and played and forgot all about making beds or cleaning their rooms or going to school. And they ate all they wanted and no one was there to tell them want to do or how to do it or why it must be done so.
And they swam and played until one day they swan right into a large net. And the net pulled them right out of the water and placed them in the cargo hold of a large ship. They tried and tried to free themselves and they jumped into the air but were never able to jump off the ship. And the ship sailed and sailed for days upon days until it reached the shores of Six Flags of Ohio.
The seal, the killer whale, and the dolphin were placed back into the net and lifted from the ship into the great tanks that held other seals and killer whale and dolphins. And there they were feed and feed and they played and jumped until the day the humans made them do tricks. They had to do the tricks over and over again at least six times a day in front of crowds of thousands.
Until one day the seal decided that is was far worse than cleaning up her room or making her bed that only had to be done once per day and she told the killer whale and the dolphin that she wanted to go home. The killer whale and the dolphin agreed and they wished that they were wee li'l folk again and so they became wee li'l folk which made the fine folk at Six Flags of Ohio rather unhappy since this would mean a substantial decrease in income because visitors to the park would not pay substantial amounts of money to see wee li'l folk doing tricks. And everyone at Six Flags of Ohio wept openly when the wee li'l folk walked home.
And when the wee li'l folk arrived at their home, their parents rejoiced and made them clean their rooms and make their beds and the wee li'l folk were happy to do this though they had cravings for flesh fish when they were asked to perform. And everyone lived happily ever after except for the fine folk at Six Flags of Ohio who eventually decided that trained animals weren't worth the time or effort since they may turn out to be wee li'l folk who would leave them eventually.
