Hello, and welcome to Chapelsnap Community College. I am Dean
Witlatch, perhaps known to outsiders as "the dancing fool of academics."
Well, the tap shoes fit, and I'm wearing them!
There is a plethora of research going on at our college, and we have an
all time enrollment high of fifteen. This year Bill Oakenthorpe, formerly
of Weltsville, will graduate at the top of his class in gun repair. His
professor, Dr. Milton Shanghi says, "With our mix of know how and young
rough riders like Bill, we'll be Ivy League before the century closes."
Enthusiasm. It's what all Chapelsnappers have. It's what we all have. It
what we all know. It's what we all love.
Professor Juntha has also helped spread the name of Chapelsnap in the
media. His famed appearance on Sightings, the paranormal equivalent of 60
minutes, has catapulted our school to national status. Enrollments for
next year are up 8% since the interview. Keep at it, Prof. His syllabus
is Here