Poison Elves One-Liners
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Take a stroll down memory lane? Enjoy. One final note: Unless a character is explicitly stated, Lusiphur says it.



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Moochau:"I do s-so love being E-FIL." (M-1)Thanks to Bob Soulliere
Moochau:"I hafn't been lait in years!" (M-1)Thanks to Bob Soulliere
Moochau:"I am Moochau! E-FIL genius of dur seven known vorlts. (M-1)Thanks to Bob Soulliere
Jed:"Awww. The little elfy-welfy is ti-yurd boys!" (M-1) Thanks to Bob Soulliere
"I hate it when my silly little convicted elf-butt is nailed to the wall." (M-1) Thanks to Bob Soulliere
"No shit it'll take the butthairs off a skeeter." (M-3)
Purple Marauder:"Ho there--ye who are of the wicked-minded!!!! Thou who are godless and quite mad--prepare to be rendered!!!" (M-4)
Purple Marauder:"Think of it! What has been the downfall of man time and time again?"
Luse:"Fools...such as yourself." (M-4)
Purple Marauder:"THE PURPLE MARAUDER HAS MORE PERSPECTIVE THAN HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH!!!" (M-4) Suggested by Laura Del Toro.
"My gun is starting to speak to me...bad things happen when that happens." (M-4)
The Nick:"GET THIS CRAZY-ASS ELF SHIT OFF OF ME!!" (M-5)
Sapphire:"You really should lay off the java before a big heist, Strider."
Strider:"There lies a certain wisdom in that. Let's get back to the in." (M-5)
"Yeah...yeeah. Go to Palasach Lusiphur...dipshit..." (M-6)
"Emerald City my ass!" (M-6)
"You're that Strider, huh? Wish I could stay around to collect the reward for you...but...I GOT A DIAMOND I GOTTA SHOVE UP AN OLD MAN'S ASS!" (M-6)
Strider:"Someday, if I ever heal...I'm going to kill Mr. Tooduloo." (M-6)
"I will not get drunk and be rude, I will not get drunk and be rude...I will not get drunk..." (M-7)
"It's that creepy little doctor..an' he's talkin' to Santa Claus!" (M-7)
"'Pashwah' THIS you butthead!!" (M-7)
"I should just kill her! Kill her and all her stupid namby-pamby friends, grab anything not nailed down and go...kill her twice." (M-7)
"Damn white rugs! Damn psychopaths! Damn stupid ass for getting yourself into this whole stinking mess! Each time she comes home she walks right by here--right by! And you have to go and leave a damned bloody footprint in front of her closet of goodies. It won't take a genius to put two and two together, then she seals off the grounds and comes looking for you and maybe her skin splits and another lunatic is trying to cut you up for reasons that make no sense at all to us in reality but are perfect for residents of crazyland..." (M-7)
Sandman:"What let you avoid the dreaming when you came out?! WHAT!?!"
Luse:"The little clown that lives in my head." (M-8)

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