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Parintachin:"Lusiphur, WAIT! I can take the sonofabitch, I know it!" (M-9)
Anonymous bar patron after finding out there was a Doppelganger in the inn:
"Grab the kegs!" (M-9)
Doppelganger:"Hey, elf! I got an idea..."
Luse:"Hope it didn't give you any brain damage."
"How come whenever I attempt to be social, I end up cracking someone's skull open!?!?" (M-10)
Parintachin:"Jeez, man--I'd offer you a woman but I just crushed my last one!!" (M-11)
"I only know of two ways to relieve stress...you ain't pretty enough for the first." (M-11)
Parintachin:"Einstein was a man of such intelligence he discovered a way to annihilate
whole cities in the blink of an eye, credit cards are worse." (M-11)
Luse:"I'm going to carve that twisted, idiotic little whimpshit's liver out of his throat!
Purple Marauder:"Nyar..."
Luse:"However, seeing as how no twisted, idiotic, little whimpshit is around...I suppose I'll have
to settle for a purple clad idiot whimpshit!" (M-11)
"...you have nothing to worry about...until the bullet hits you." (M-11)
"If one..just one more weird thing happens this month...I'm going to go completely bat shit." (M-11)
Sorceress' Dog:"You seek council with
the Lady Heyena?"
Luse:"No...I'm a door-to-door dead monster salesman and the summer line's out..." (M-12)
Heyena:"Can we at least be friends?"
Luse:"Yeah. We can at least be friends...So, does this mean we are going to get naked? (M-12)
"You know what's funny? I was wearing this exact same shirt the first time I met this guy." (M-12)
Heyena:"This is a place of magic! There will be no steel crossed in my halls."
Luse:"All right. Well, watch as my
fists dance magically on his face...." (M-12)
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