Poison Elves One-Liners
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Anhikiahl:"Hey!! Where are you going?"
Luse:"Leaving."
Anhikiahl:"Leaving?! Why in the world would you want to leave?"
Luse:"Well, you killing me plays a small part in it...I came out here to release you to see what'd happen...I did...I got killed...God only knows what will happen if I hang around to chit-chat." (M-13)
Luse:"My boots! I just bought these two months ago! Lookattem!!"
Ailwon:"Your boots are not my concern, rogue."
Luse:"These boots concerned me fifty crowns, asshole!!!" (M-14)
"Flow with this fire, wardork." (M-14)
Ailwon:"What the hell are you doing, rogue?"
Luse:"Getting to know you, silly boy." (M-14)
Tenth:"This guy's going to be pulling knives out of his ass pretty soon..!" (M-14),
"I should have been a garbage man, as mother always wanted." (M-15)
"Alright, I'm going to think of a purpose that endangers neither society nor myself...I'VE GOT ONE!! I'VE GOT IT!! AYOOAH!!! I'm going to Mandratha and getting a tattoo!!!" (M-16)
"Must be more tired than I thought...took me a full two seconds to realize a boogeyman's behind me..." (M-16)
Parintachin:"What is this? Huh? A knife!? After all I've done for you, Luse, I don't expect flowers, but a knife!?!"
Luse:"Shut up!!! Now I need to know what a--"
Parintachin:"Oh sure...they all do it, you big bad Moorcock wannabees, wave a knife, 'cut the shit'..."
Luse:"Parinta--"
Parintachin:"Our tragic qausi-hero is at yet another crossroad where life meets death so what does he do?! Big surprise! Out with a knife..." (M-16)
Jace:"Oh man, it's got a hump?" (M-17)
Jace:"I got its hump!" (M-17)
Old Man With Gun:"FORTY CLICKS INTO TAO-PANG WE FIND JOHNSON'S THE TRAITOR!!!" (M-17)
Somewhere, someone is getting nyared. (M-18)
"No woman gets my gozers." (M-19)
Luse and Jace singing:"WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE ROTTEN STINKING RICH!" (M-19) Thanks to Lord of Crows.
Jace:"Dammit!--I just have this feeling!"
Luse:"Stuff some snow down your pants then!" (M-19) Thanks to Lord of Crows.
Circie:"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'M HALF NAKED, STARVING, AND I'M IN NO MOOD FOR LAME SARCASM...JUST GET ME THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE AND YOU VAN JOKE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT...UNTIL THEN, SHUT UP!"
Luse:"Crow, a female me!!" (M-19) Thanks to Lord of Crows.
Purple Marauder:"Ho! Tis if it isn't my arch enemy--the spineless elf with no morals, no purpose, yet really great hair!" (M-20) Thanks to Lord of Crows

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