Student Activities

There is much more to EMSP than just academics and keggers. Students partake of a wide variety of organizations on campus. Below are some of the most poular organizations. Of course, you are free to create your own groups, and if the group's purpose is to engage in legal activities, you can even get school funding.

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Campus Communists

Founded last year by Bert, Campus Communists use Marx's The Communist Manifesto as their organization's charter. They sponsor events including panel discussions - such as last week's "The Economic Successes Of The Soviet Union" - and guest speakers (Fidel Castro has been rumored for a May lecture). Free Soviet-style food is available at all of their events.

Suicide Club

The EMSP Suicide Club remains a strong presence on campus despite a high rate of turnover in its membership. In recent years, the club has electrified campus with a televised debate: "Arsenic vs. Wrist-Slitting"

The 5th Society

Little is known about this organization, which reveals itself only through e-mail. Visit The War Vs. V for more info.

Disco Band

This group of leisure-suited musicians is dedicated to preserving the music of that oft-suppressed era, the late 70's. Following in the footsteps of such legends as The Village People, The Bee Gees, and KC and the Sunshine Band, they accept anyone, regardless of musical talent. The constant throb of "boom-tsss, boom-tss" from their practice room demonstrates that, despite criticism, this group is ah-ah-ah-ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

Potassium Club

The EMSP Potassium Club, or "K," as it is commonly known on campus, is dedicated to finding new uses for its namesake element, based on the fact that moisture causes it to burst into flame. Recent projects have included Potassium cakes in the urinals and turning an ordinary squirt gun into a flame thrower. They also publish a twice-yearly journal called "19 Fun Things To Do With Potassium." Last year the club got into some hot water for making water hot without permission.

Ð Æ Þ

Edh Aesch Thorn Fraternity (commonly called "Thath") is EMSP's only Anglo-Saxon Letter organization. Its initiation procedures are kept very secret, although there are rumors floating around involving a guinea pig and a jar of spanish olives. ÐÆÞ sponsors many charitable activities, such as their annual "Smack The Old People Day," a fund raiser for the AARP.

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