Hey, if you're going to try coining phrases, might as well start off with some counterfeits. These aren't exactly of the Jack Handy variety; but these are actually things that have occured to my twisted little gray matter .
If I weren't Immortal, I could be dead right now.
Size *does* matter--when it comes to swords.
Birds know things--that's why they look at people the way they do.
Quickenings are sickening, but dying's more trying.