Contrary to popular opinion, this is not  actual  size. The blue represents the air that may be surrounding it, but no one has been brave enough to actually check her airpressure.  Others have speculated that large quantities of Jim Beam are currently being used as a preservative, but others have contended that, being Immortal, she doesn't require preservatives.  Others have claimed that her brain was spoiled some time ago, roughly around the time Vanilla Ice used a sample from the Queen and David Bowie collaberation "Under Pressure" for the popular hit "Ice, Ice Baby", at which time the entire organ shivered as if attempting to plug her own ears by expanding outwardly to fill them.  This, however, is unlikely.  This rendering of her brain may resemble a bad crayon drawing.  Unfortunately, that part is accurate.

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