What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Why doesn't anyone kiss a vampire?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
How can you spot a vampire jockey?
What songs do you never hear vampires singing?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested?
What do witches use to keep their hair in place while flying?
How do you make a witch scratch?
When does a witch know it's time to trick or treat?
What do you call two witches that live together?
Why did the witches call off the baseball game?
How do you make a witch faint?
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
What did they call the female broom rider after she crash landed on the beach?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
When does a skeleton laugh?
What are skeletons afraid of?
Why did the skeleton learn to ride a horse?
Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food?
What did the skeleton give his girl on Valentine's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
What does a ghost eat for breakfast?
What do ghosts eat for lunch?
What kind of candy do ghosts like?
What happens when a banana sees a ghost?
Why was the little ghost crying?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
What kind of pets do ghosts have?
What do ghosts wear when it snows?
What does a mother ghost say to her family when they get into the car?
What does a ghost call his mother and father?
Where do ghosts put their mail?
What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
What TV shows do ghosts like to watch?
Where is a monster's favorite place to swim?
What do you get when you put a Tasmanian devil into a chicken coop?
What monster can you put in the washing machine?
Who belongs to the monster PTA?
What position does a monster play on a hockey team?
What happened when the monster ate the electric company?
Who did Frankenstein take to the Halloween party?
Why was there no food left after the monster's party?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Why did the cyclops have to shut down his school?
Who is a monster's favorite comedienne?
Who is a monster's favorite comedian?
What do you say when you cross a two-headed monster?
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
Why does a mummy make a bad birthday gift?
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Why do mummies make good spies?
How do mummies hide?
Why don't mummies like to take vacations?
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