Link to Men Diamler
Who Are You: I'm in Cheltenham to clean the old spa well. It's full of frogs, egg cartons and princess diana mugs. That's the reason why the water tastes funny around here. When I'm not at work I train bus conductors to become orchestra conductors. And make a racket..
Why Should We Come and See You: Me, not sure. Songs about starving horses, cheating wives, dead dogs and colorblind kids who solved the rubiks cube, which is either really easy or difficult, depending on how you look at it. The music sounds like a hoard of cigar boxes doing the striptease. Or a discoball short of a few mirrors. ROSE KEMP is like some steel toecapped colliers wife brought up on black sabbath and radiohead. She's amazing. And Z+? Most of his songs have bottles in them. It's beautiful but kinda spooky. Like a ghost of marilyn monroe on a hovercraft. There's also going to be a fire-eating display by a local teapot foundry, naked elephant rides, and the mayor will compere. Not cheltenhams, mayor. The mayor of the district of Mars that looks like an alien's face. Not bad value four horsemen of quids. Mediocrity is barred, by the way. Tell him he's not allowed in!.
For Fans of / Sounds Like: It will appeal to nurses, grandfather clock fixers, and your average green collar. Anyone who doesn't go out in to cheltenham complaining that there's nothing going on. nothings stopping anyone! i've had china dolls turn up to my gigs before. They can't actually physically move! I've also been told by my mates they've seen moulded victorian bottles rolling through the high street to see my last cheltenham gig. Us human beings should be ashamed we have bums sometimes. .