I: Basics:

Q: So Christie, how are you tonight?

Chris: Calm at the moment. Thank you.

Q: Wow, I don’t know where to begin here. Whoa. Uh. Tell me about yourself. You know, for your fans.

Chris: All right. My name is Christie Vera Martin. I am forty-three years old and I live with my father, Roger Martin. My mother is Pam Elliot. I am also currently engaged to Brian Lancer.

(The reporter sits there in a stunned silence. The woman notices this.)

Chris: What? What are you so shocked for?

Q: You’re forty-three? I thought you were at least twenty-four! How do you manage to stay so young looking?

Chris: *Giggles* Why thank you. It’s pretty simple actually. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I’ve never done drugs, I’m a vegetarian, I do yoga normally, and I never really party.

(Stunned silence for a moment.)

Q: That’s all? No plastic surgery? No dodgy diet plans? No eating disorders?

Chris: No.

Q: All natural?

Chris: Yep.

Q: Wow.