Whizzo's Puffers

Picture this:

*A typical day in a first grade classroom*

Six or seven year old students are taking a spelling test. A fine model-type teacher is sitting at her desk, pretty in pink.

A little boy walks up to her desk to ask a question. But sadly, before the words come out... AHCOO!!! The poor defenseless teacher is randomly attacked by nasty little cold kid germs!

Teachers, has this happened to you? Have you been blasted with icky little kid germs? Well, I have something for you!!! *Drum roll*

WHIZZO'S PUFFERS

They may not make the students act like saints for the year or give you the paycheck of a sex symbol actress, (Wouldn't we all want that! *Wishful thinking*)

But they are as soft as royal silk, child! So soft that you can actually sleep on them! That's right, sleep on the tissues! Not only that, Whizzo's Puffers are so strong that they can catch a whole sea of eels! Perfect for little noses! Plus, Whizzo's Puffers come in all of the colors of the rainbow. You can even design the box at our web site at:

www.montypythonspamparrot.com

So order yours today and help support the war on kid germs! *Cheesy smile*