Featured South Park Stuff
South Park Deluxe Towelie Talking Action Figure
He not only soaks, he inhales and talks at the same time! Packaged in a deluxe window box is Towelie, the talking RG-400 Smart Towel, intelligently designed to absorb on an as-needed basis. Towelie is "gone" to perfection as he is in a euphoric state of mind. He's happy and has the bloodshot eyes to prove it! It's not a coincidence this recurring character is two-dimensional! He is bad and he likes being baked! Towelie stands approximately 9-inches tall on a sound base which delivers 12 sound clips from various episodes including the following:
"Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaaallll wet!"
"Oh man, I have no idea what's going on right now!"
"Don't preach to me Fatso!"
South Park Chess Set
Now the long-running animated series adds the venerable game of chess to its attack list with this unique and collectible South Park™ Chess Set. The durable, hand-painted vinyl playing pieces include Chef/King, Big Gay Al/Queen, Kyle/Bishop, Cartman/Knight, Stan/Castle, and Kenny/Pawn. Set includes folding chessboard.
South Park Gang Pink Short Sleeve T for women
These T's for women feature a distressed-look print of Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan from South Park and read 'SOUTH PARK' on a pink background. These fun T's are designed for a snug fit.
South Park Mr. Garrison Tee
Mr. Garrison may have a fancy new vagina, but what he doesn't have is a fancy new South Park tee to go with it. Be the first on your block to rock this tee and get more laughs than a surgically enhanced man/dolphin.
South Park Talking Cartman Deluxe Action Figure
PLEASE NOTE: While in the package, this figure is in "Try Me" mode and will only play 2 voice clips. To hear the rest of the phrases, remove figure from package and flip the switch to the "On" position.
Drugs are bad because hippies do drugs, and hippies suck! Respect our authoritah and pickup this super shweeeet Eric Cartman talking action figure. He stands 6-inches tall and boy does he speak his mind! This fat, spoiled, and insensitive figure contains the following 12 unique sound phrases ripped straight from the cartoon:
"You guys know what? Um, the last thing you do when you die is crap your pants."
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye. "
"Oh, I remember, I shoved it up my ass!"
"Kick ass!"
"I took a crap in the principal's purse, 7 times..."
"I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie, and hippies suck!"
"This is bullcrap."
"Don't touch me!"
"You guys are hella stupid."
"I am so pissed off!"
"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tries anything, I'd be like, "Hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
Eric Cartman is one of four central characters in the animated series South Park. He is usually only addressed by his last name, Cartman, or weight-related names such as "fat ass" being the most common; he is spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, insensitive, manipulative, greedy and much, much more.
South Park Cast Grid Tank Top for women
South Park Gang Distressed Look Long Sleeve Sleep Top for women
South Park Cartman Respect My Authority Sleep Top for women
South Park Bling Bling Boys Sleep Top for women
South Park 'Sweet!' Town Meeting Boxer Shorts for men
South Park Born to Fight Evil Boxer Shorts for men
Mr Garrison by South Park green polyester ties
The Boys by South Park green polyester ties
Cartman Santa by South Park red polyester ties