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South Park Deluxe Towelie Talking Action Figure He not only soaks, he inhales and talks at the same time! Packaged in a deluxe window box is Towelie, the talking RG-400 Smart Towel, intelligently designed to absorb on an as-needed basis. Towelie is "gone" to perfection as he is in a euphoric state of mind. He's happy and has the bloodshot eyes to prove it! It's not a coincidence this recurring character is two-dimensional! He is bad and he likes being baked! Towelie stands approximately 9-inches tall on a sound base which delivers 12 sound clips from various episodes including the following: "Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaaallll wet!" "Oh man, I have no idea what's going on right now!" "Don't preach to me Fatso!"

South Park Chess Set Now the long-running animated series adds the venerable game of chess to its attack list with this unique and collectible South Park™ Chess Set. The durable, hand-painted vinyl playing pieces include Chef/King, Big Gay Al/Queen, Kyle/Bishop, Cartman/Knight, Stan/Castle, and Kenny/Pawn. Set includes folding chessboard.

South Park Gang Pink Short Sleeve T for women These T's for women feature a distressed-look print of Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan from South Park and read 'SOUTH PARK' on a pink background. These fun T's are designed for a snug fit.



South Park Mr. Garrison Tee Mr. Garrison may have a fancy new vagina, but what he doesn't have is a fancy new South Park tee to go with it. Be the first on your block to rock this tee and get more laughs than a surgically enhanced man/dolphin.



South Park Talking Cartman Deluxe Action Figure PLEASE NOTE: While in the package, this figure is in "Try Me" mode and will only play 2 voice clips. To hear the rest of the phrases, remove figure from package and flip the switch to the "On" position. Drugs are bad because hippies do drugs, and hippies suck! Respect our authoritah and pickup this super shweeeet Eric Cartman talking action figure. He stands 6-inches tall and boy does he speak his mind! This fat, spoiled, and insensitive figure contains the following 12 unique sound phrases ripped straight from the cartoon: "You guys know what? Um, the last thing you do when you die is crap your pants." "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" "Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye. " "Oh, I remember, I shoved it up my ass!" "Kick ass!" "I took a crap in the principal's purse, 7 times..." "I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie, and hippies suck!" "This is bullcrap." "Don't touch me!" "You guys are hella stupid." "I am so pissed off!" "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tries anything, I'd be like, "Hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Eric Cartman is one of four central characters in the animated series South Park. He is usually only addressed by his last name, Cartman, or weight-related names such as "fat ass" being the most common; he is spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, insensitive, manipulative, greedy and much, much more.

South Park Wastebasket Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny! Decorate your room or office with this fun South Park metal wastebasket. Tin with full color images on the outside. Officially licensed metal wastebasket. Measures 10" tall x 9" wide at top.

South Park Cast Grid Tank Top for women These tank tops for women feature Eric Cartman, Chef, Kyle, Timmy, Butters, Stan, Mr. Garrett and Kenny from South Park in a grid on a purple background with green trim. These fun tank tops are designed for a snug fit.

South Park Gang Distressed Look Long Sleeve Sleep Top for women These long sleeve sleep tops for women feature Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman from South Park on a distressed-look print on a light blue and purple top. These fun sleep tops are designed for a snug fit.

South Park Cartman Respect My Authority Sleep Top for women These sleep tops for women feature Eric Cartman from South Park and read 'Respect My authority' on a light blue polka-dot background. These fun sleep tops are designed for a snug fit.

South Park Bling Bling Boys Sleep Top for women These sleep tops for women feature the South Park boys dressed in their Bling Bling on a heather gray background. These T's are intended to be tight fitting and are constructed with external stitching and a cut sleeve and bottom

South Park 'Sweet!' Town Meeting Boxer Shorts for men These boxer shorts feature Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny and the rest of the townspeople on the front and read 'Sweet!' on the rear.

South Park Born to Fight Evil Boxer Shorts for men These boxer shorts feature Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny as *Ninja Warriors* and read 'Born to fight evil ...' on the front and '... and People We Don't Like' on the rear on a navy background.

Mr Garrison by South Park green polyester ties He teaches the boys at South Park Elementary with the help of his puppet, Mr. Hat. Mr. Garrison was in a talent show with Kathie Lee Gifford and grew up bitter that she beat him...she had two puppets. Recently, he was put in a mental hospital after attempting to kill Kathie Lee Gifford. Mr. Garrison is not gay (although he says Mr. Hat can be)...he just acts that way to get chicks. Make Mr. Garrison happy and buy this tie.

The Boys by South Park green polyester ties The show is the adventures of four kids, Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman, who live in a fictional Colorado city named, what else, South Park. It's basically about anything, and everyone in this city has an angle (or common persona) such as the mother of Cartman, who is a slut. One of the normal features of this show is that there's never anyone you haven't met yet.

Cartman Santa by South Park red polyester ties Cartman of South Park looks none too jolly on this festive red Comedy Central necktie. With Cartman as Santa Claus, it's doubtful that many South Park kids will make the cut for the "nice" list... but I'm sure Cartman will take great pleasure in seeing them try. Instead of exploiting others in the Cartman Santa spirit, why not treat your favorite South Park fan to this fun holiday tie?