Episode #20
You can read the short-story-like results bellow, or simple name-only Short Results.
Full Results:
Welcome everyone to another edition of mWo Tuesday Terror! Luckily, I don't have to say that for long, at the end of the show, I will be back in control! The WMW board is currently deliberating and debating their upcoming vote to decide the owners of WMW. This happens every two weeks, and I always win. Since I always win, then I should get back control! Hopefully. Well, anyways, here's Electric Oreo with the first four matches… what the? The mWo just came onto Fight Island, and it looks like Battra is going to give another speech:
Battra: Since I'm the commissioner, I make the matches! All right mWo, here's what you got tonight! Cybergodzilla, Chameleon, you got the GTS Godzilla and Robo-Yeti!
Cybergodzilla and The Chameleon: What?!
Battra: Don't worry, Gojira here will be the special referee! Your still against Godzilla, aren't you Gojira?
Gojira: Yeah, I still hate the goofy iguana.
Cybergodzilla: Well, I guess we can take them.
Battra: Good. Now later on, Gojira, you and Anguirus will defend your titles against Gamera and Kong! Now don't worry, Rodan will be your special refer…
Gojira: We don't want a special referee.
Battra: Excuse me?
Gojira: You heard me! We don't need one! I don't care if they are considered powerful, they're still no match for us!
Battra: Well, all right. King Ghidorah and Rodan, you got Gigan and Seeser respectivly and your spe…
Ghidorah and Rodan: I don't want a special referee either!
Battra: Well, looks like this idea went out of fashion real quick. Whatever. I have a great show for you pathetic humans tonight! I have spoken!
Iguanoman: And the mWo leaves as quickly as they came. I guess they have gotten to the point where they don't feel like cheating or something. Well, whatever it is, finally here's Electric Oreo with the first four of eight matches tonight!
Starter Match
Fan Sugestion #1
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Spacegodzilla Destoroyah
Spacegodzilla immediately telekinetically picks up Destroyah and levitates her towards him. Destroyah turns her head towards Spacegodzilla and shoots at one of his shoulder crystals with his micro-oxygen beam. The crystal cracks but it does not break but it does cause Spacegodzilla to loose his concentration and Destroyah falls to the ground. Destroyah gets up and slices the already damaged crystal with her laser horn and slices it vertically and cuts through some of Spacegodzilla's arm. The crystal falls to the ground and shatters into a million pieces. Spacegodzilla roars in frustration and picks the shattered crystal remains up off the ground with his mine and send them hurtling through the air at Destroyah! The sharp shards of the broken space crystals slice their way into Destroyahs hard armored skin and slice away at her. Blood oozes out of every area where the crystals penetrated and Destroyah begins to loose strength. Destroyah breaks up into the Crab Destroyahs to heal her injuries. The Crab Destroyahs then look at Spacegodzilla as one and jump at him shooting micro-oxygen beams at the remaining crystal. Spacegodzilla destroys 2 of the Crab Destroyahs with his corona beam. But the remaining Crab Destroyah's aim is true and the crystal shatters as it is assaulted by micro-oxygen. With the source of Spacegodzilla's power destroyed, the Crab Destroyahs quickly form up as one Destroyah. Spacegodzilla shoots his corona beam at Destroyah, but it lacks a suitable amount of force behind it and all the beam accomplishes is forcing Destroyah to adjust her wings to balance her out. Destroyah charges at Spacegodzilla and guts Spacegodzilla with her horn! But she's not done, now emits her laser horn and slices Spacegodzilla's torso off!! Spacegodzilla is dead and Destroyah is the winner.
Basic Match
Fan Sugestion #2
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Baragon Ebirah
Baragon jumps at Ebirah and shoots flame at the giant shrimp while still in mid-air. The heat doesn't penetrate Ebirah's heavy crustacean armor by it does cause it to be singed slightly. But eventually gravity takes over and Baragon lands on top of Ebirah but Baragon can even think of pinning Ebirah, Ebirah reaches up with his claw, grabs Baragon's horn and throws him into a skyscraper. Baragon gets out of the dusty rubble and burrows into the ground. Before Ebirah's tiny brain can come up with a plan of action, Baragon unburrows right under Ebirah and rams his horn right into Ebirah's belly. Baragon gouges around Ebirah's innards for a little while longer, t hen he pulls back and shoots a stream of flame into the maimed underbelly of Ebirah and Ebirah is set aflame and the giant crustacean, as if being microwaved, explodes and spills his entrails across every structure on Fight Island.
Cartoon Tag Team Belts
Gojira Special Referee
VS
Cybergodzilla and The Chameleon GTS Godzilla and Robo-Yeti
Last week, Cyber-Godzilla & Chameleon won back the Cartoon Tag Titles thanks to Mothra's refereeing of the match. Now they get to fight two of the most powerful mutations in the cartoon universe: Godzilla & Robo Yeti. But once again, Battra has made sure that Gojira is the guest referee for the fight.
Gojira: Godzilla and Robo Yeti I might as well tell you now: NO ATTACKING TECHNIQUES OF ANY KIND!!
Godzilla & Robo Yeti:WHAT!?!?!?!?
Gojira: You heard me you cartoon ripoffs! No attacking!
Cyber-Godzilla comes up from behind and bites into Godzilla's tail. Godzilla screams in pain and turns to attack and remembers that Gojira will disqualify him the second he does so. So instead of attacking, Godzilla whips his tail out of Cyber-Godzilla's mouth and burrows underground. He unburrows directly in front of Chameleon. Cyber-Godzilla, seeing his chance to finally get Godzilla, shoots a salvo of energy blasts at Godzilla. At the last possible second, Godzilla ducks down and burrows again and the energy blasts fly past the area where he was only moments before and the energy blasts slam into Chameleon blowing bloody chunks out of his body. Robo Yeti comes over to Chameleon and purposely trips over his own two feet to knock Chameleon to the ground and then he "accidentally" rolls over and pins Chameleon. 1..2..3 Cyber-Godzilla silently reprimands himself for playing a major role in eliminating his own partner and charges at Godzilla. Godzilla again moves out of the way and this time reveals a skyscraper that Cyber-Godzilla quickly slams his head into. This shakes the massive structure and Robo Yeti "falls" off the top and slams into Cyber-Godzilla. The impact of Robo Yeti's "unfortunate fall" from the top of the skyscraper knocks Cyber-Godzilla unconscious. Also, after Robo Yeti fell on Cyber-Godzilla, Robo Yeti pinned Cyber-Godzilla! 1..2..3 and Godzilla and Robo Yeti win the Cartoon Tag Titles without ever attacking!!
Gojira: You'™ll pay for this You stupid Gecko and Monkey!! I'll find a way to make you pay dearly for this!
Cartoon World Belts
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Techno-Sentient P.E.M.C.
Today, Techno Sentient wouldn't be the Cartoon World Champion if not for the intervention of Gojira. Hmmm...maybe the MWO wants Techno Sentient to join them. It wouldn't surprise me but if I talk anymore about MWO affairs I see many flying trash cans in my future *looks around nervously to see everything is bolted down* Well onto the fight:
P.E.M.C. extends a tentacle and Techno Sentient extends his own in response. The two tentacles intertwine and Techno Sentient absorbs the tentacle right off!! Even though P.E.M.C. may resemble a large amorphous blob, we have to remember that he is actually a lot of mechanical nanoprobes communally working together. P.E.M.C. extends more tentacles to try and flip over Techno Sentient, but Techno Sentient just extends his own tentacles and absorbs them off of P.E.M.C. Techno Sentient gets tired of simply absorbing P.E.M.C. and shoots off energy cannons at various spots throughout what would be called P.E.M.C.'s torso. When the energy blasts impact, they small EMP (Electro Magnetic Pulse) that comes out must shut down thousands of nanoprobes that P.E.M.C needs to operate. Techno Sentient continues firing on P.E.M.C. and the millions of nanoprobes begin going out as small EMP shockwaves disrupt his basic functions. Techno Sentient walks or slithers or whatever large amorphous blobs do to get around up to P.E.M.C. and with one final energy blast, destroys the rest of P.E.M.C.'s nanoprobes and confirms his victory.
-Electric Oreo
WMW Co-Host