Feminine Black Magic

Women can be evil. Everyone knows that. But why is that even so? Jealousy? Boredom? Both? No one can escape women. Here are a few cases.

2-D

A simple request. One simple request. That’s all it took. It went like this:

“Baby,” Reese said. she cuddled up close to 2-D. She nibbled on his ear. He tried to push her away.

“What is it?” he asked. Reese gave him a little pout.

“I want you to do something for me,” she whispered.

“What?” Zombie boy asked. Reese snuggled closer to him.

“Buy me something.”

“What?”

“Those panties I wanted in that store I like.”

2-D turned to her shocked. “What?!?”

Reese gave him another little pout. “Please!”

“But…”

“Please?” she asked. “I really want those panties.”

“But can’t you get them yourself?” he asked. His girlfriend nodded.

“Yeah,” she said. “But I have study group tonight; so you’ll have to get it!” 2-D groaned. Reese smiled at him.

“Good boy!” she said. The woman pat him on the shoulder and left. 2-D stood there blinking.

What just happened?

Murdoc

She made abet with him. Dolly finished her beer.

“You know,” she said. “I bet you can’t go one day without being an ass.” Murdoc looked up at that statement.

“Huh?” he asked. His bitch leaned in close.

“I bet you can’t be nice for one whole day,” she said in a low voice. He raised an eyebrow at her.

“And why would I do that?” he asked. Dolly shrugged.

“Just cause,” she said.

“Cause why?”

“There’s a prize at stake.”

Now he’s interested. “What kind of prize?”

Dolly smiled. “Beer.”

The bassist frowned. “That’s it? Beer?”

“And porn.”

“And?”

Dolly pointed to her big chest. “Me.”

Murdoc smiled. “And if I lose, love?”

Dolly smirked. “You will be my bitch!”

Murdoc considered this. “You’re on!”

“You sure about that?” Dolly asked.

“Yes!” he said. His broad put up her hands.

“Fine, fine,” she said. “You’re on.”

“Deal!” Murdoc replied. They shook hands. Not a smart move.

Russell

Innocent. The innocent ones always sting. Russell learned this the hard way. Simple lunch out, right? But then, Destinee came up with this gem.

“Meet my family,” she said. Russell shrugged.

“Okay,” he said. Destinee frowned.

“Are you sure about that?” she asked. Russell nodded.

“Yeah,” he said. His girlfriend bit her lower lip.

“What’s wrong?” Russ asked. Destinee shook her head.

“It’s nothing,” she lied. “Just…”

“Just what?”

She lowered her hands. “Just… My family’s a bit… A bit…”

“Strange?”

Destinee nodded. “You could say that…” Russ gently took her hand.

“It’s cool, baby,” he insisted. “I can take it.” His girlfriend gave him a strange look.

“Really?” she asked. Her boyfriend smiled at her.

“Yes,” he insisted. His girlfriend began to smile.

“Thanks Russ,” she murmured. Bait, set, trap!

My, my, my. What a mess we have here. Can’t look, huh? Oh, but you must. Just to see the outcome of all three challenges. Well, it’ll come soon. Hang in there.