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Two Newfies |
Airplane Mechanics
Gander Airfield, NFLD.
Bud and Jim, best friends and a couple of serious Newfie drinking buddies, who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, Newfoundland.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hears you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side-effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff no hangover, nothing. We ought to do that more often."
Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing...! Have you farted yet?"
"No....."
"Well, DON'T. I'm in Thunder Bay!"
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