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Medical Terminology
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Humourous Medical List
Here is our list of
Medical Terms,
with a slight twist.
Humour.
Definitions are not
meant to confuse a layman,
but to lend humour to
a very sober profession.
Artery
-
The study of fine painting
Barium
-
What you do when a patient dies.
Benign
-
What it be after eight
Cesarean Section
-
A district in Rome
Colic
-
A type of sheep dog
Congenital
-
Friendly
Dilate
-
To live longer
Fester
-
Quicker
G.I. Series
-
Baseball game between soldiers
Hangnail
-
Coat hook
Medical staff
-
Doctor's walking stick
Minor Operation
-
Coal Digging
Morbid
-
Higher offer
Nitrate
-
Lower than the day rate(Or may be higher)
Node
-
Was aware of (knew)
Organic
-
Church Musician
Out Patient
-
A person who has fainted
Post Operative
-
Letter carrier
Protein
-
In favour of young people
Secretion
-
Hiding anything
Serology
-
The study of the English Knight-hood
Tablet
-
A small table(or Moses' stone paper)
Tumour
-
An extra pair
Urine
-
Opposite of you're out
Varicose Veins
-
Veins very close together
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