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"Medical Terminology"

Humourous Medical List

Here is our list of
Medical Terms,
with a slight twist.
Humour.

Medicine

Definitions are not
meant to confuse a layman,
but to lend humour to
a very sober profession.

  1. Artery -
    The study of fine painting
  2. Barium -
    What you do when a patient dies.
  3. Benign -
    What it be after eight
  4. Cesarean Section -
    A district in Rome
  5. Colic -
    A type of sheep dog
  6. Congenital -
    Friendly
  7. Dilate -
    To live longer
  8. Fester -
    Quicker
  9. G.I. Series -
    Baseball game between soldiers
  10. Hangnail -
    Coat hook
  11. Medical staff -
    Doctor's walking stick
  12. Minor Operation -
    Coal Digging
  13. Morbid -
    Higher offer
  14. Nitrate -
    Lower than the day rate(Or may be higher)
  15. Node -
    Was aware of (knew)
  16. Organic -
    Church Musician
  17. Out Patient -
    A person who has fainted
  18. Post Operative -
    Letter carrier
  19. Protein -
    In favour of young people
  20. Secretion -
    Hiding anything
  21. Serology -
    The study of the English Knight-hood
  22. Tablet -
    A small table(or Moses' stone paper)
  23. Tumour -
    An extra pair
  24. Urine -
    Opposite of you're out
  25. Varicose Veins -
    Veins very close together


Written at:
The Wildcat Inst.
During 1974

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